Cake tells you the location of your ASCII waifu.

Just as she finishes her explanation in a hurry, an ice beam shoots out from your flailing arms and hits the cat square in the face. The ice quickly encases her in a living snow pony shell. Taking advantage of the situation, you mount her and ride off into the sewerset.

You find along the way that it has a rather obnoxious personality, and you dub it Sleety Pie after a character from your girly cartoons.

In short time you arrive in front of the castle. You are smelly, hungry, and rather weary. You don't think you'll be able to fly properly in this condition.