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  1. Let It Grow.

    Again.. You're welcome. XD




    ^ Let It Grow, The Lorax
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  2. To Keep Me Warm, I've Got to Fear The Fire!

    You're welcome.



    (lyrics from: http://missnightfall.tripod.com/JapFlan/JMock5.html)

    Cola gun oh kiss on my arm
    And you tell the toaster me
    Lovely kink my soul I come
    With stones I have to pee
    I fear the fire fire FI-AH
    To keep me warm, I've got to fear the fire

    *guitar solo!*

    My winter socks, looks
    Happy as can be
    a perfect beer, ...
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  3. Dad's doctor nearly killed me today.

    by , 02-14-2013 at 10:35 PM (The Michael Swayne Story V: King of his Castle)
    Today, I was nearly hit by a car. By Dad's doctor. He was running late (I assumed, by the speed at which he was driving out of his driveway) and pulled out of his driveway as I was riding by his house. Luckily, I know enough Hindi to tell him off. It isn't much, but I have watched enough Bollywood to know how to say "What do you think you're doing!" (तुम्हें क्या लगता है तुम ...
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  4. Damnit Jim, I'm A Doctor, Not A Miracle Worker!

    Totally unrelated to the title.

    So I've decided I'm completely un-dateable. Like. Seriously.

    Someone asked me what the biggest mistake a guy made with me in a relationship is..
    Probably when my ex in Phoenix flipped out on me for even -looking- at another guy, then turn around and stare at other girls and have "friends that're girls" and whatnot.

    Probably even worse, when Francisco constantly accused me of cheating - even though I didn't ...
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  5. I need to stop buying games that I can't play yet.

    by , 02-13-2013 at 07:29 PM (The Michael Swayne Story V: King of his Castle)
    Why did I just win an eBay auction for Final Fantasy XIII-2 with Episode i? I guess that the thought of one day in the near future I will own a PS3 has me excited and wanting to plan the first major gaming session I have had in months. But I had to grab it. It is factory sealed and only cost me $19.00, it was calling out to me. "Michael, you need to buy me that way those other bidders won't get the chance to ruin me with their nasty hands." Okay, it didn't say all of that, but you ...
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