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  1. Tattoos.

    I'm totes stealing Nikki's Jecht symbol tattoo.

    Jay will do it for me.

    Because my name starts with a J, so it's doable.



    Also, I made the absolutely most baller fried chicken last night and homemade crab rangoons.

    Jay ate the first one, and he said, "Oh my God. This is even better than what we order at Chinese restaurants." - No dipping sauce was needed. At All.

    No for real. It didn't. I even put ...
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  2. Surgeon Simulator - Real Life Version

    by , 09-01-2013 at 08:24 PM (The Michael Swayne Story V: King of his Castle)
    While I was playing Skyrim this morning, Dad came running through the house to kitchen. He yelled out as he passed, "D's passed out!" Dad grabs the sugar and tells me to grab a soda. We run outside, and my brother is sitting in the driveway, with the kid I tutor and his grandfather. Dad spoon fed him the sugar, and I opened the soda. After a few minutes, my brother was able to get up and sit on the porch. And he was fine ever since.

    Why was my brother passed out, and ...
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  3. Ooooooooh, someone's in trouble!!!

    by , 08-31-2013 at 08:25 PM (The Michael Swayne Story V: King of his Castle)
    My brother was put in his place today by Dad. It was so good that I thought I was dreaming, because I woke up from a nap to Dad telling him off. So, my brother had one of his "girlfriends" here today (apparently he's not happy with only one baby mama, both have a few kids), and he gets it into his head that they will take a ride on Dad's motorcycle. I guess someone saw them, and told Dad (it wasn't me, I was too sleepy to care). Then Dad comes here and sees that it is true and the ...
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  4. Seriously, take the hint!

    by , 08-30-2013 at 09:22 PM (The Michael Swayne Story V: King of his Castle)
    Right now, I am attempting to send some pictures on my phone to my Email. The other day I took a few of the kittens to help get them homes. If they are sent before I finish this entry, otherwise, I will wait until tomorrow. I could've have done a better job at taking the pictures, but they were moving around way too much. I will try again the next time it is sunny.

    It seemed like every time my brother would go outside the phone would ring. And then I would have to run out to ...
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  5. Xd

    One of my bf's soldiers has a crush on me.

    Him and some other guys came over and I was making the guy watch the opening movie in XIV 'cuz it's -sooooooo pretty-... And he got up to go to the bathroom and he was like "Man. Marquez is lucky...... You're amazing."

    and I was like "o.o wait what"

    And then all the guys were like "You're like pretty much awesome. Unlike all the other Army Wives & Girlfriends we know."
    ...
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