*giggle*

My dad would shit a brick if I came home with a couple of youz people. He's so anti-tattoo. I'm surprised he didn't see mine and fly off the handle. I completely forgot it was there and wore a dress when we visited. Jay has a bunch, but they're all like Filipino tribal stuff and on his upper arms, chest, and back (I think there's some on his back. IDK. I never look there for some reason), so they're easily covered.

My sister got a tiny panda on her ankle with her friends 'cuz it's their college sorority's mascot.. My dad saw it and was like "What the hell is that on your ankle!?" ... She goes "...... The same thing -your- dad has on his arm!" oooooooh he nearly knocked her head off, but he didn't say -nothin'-.