sammiches.... a tutorial.

[Che]

Bread...? Bread? Bread!? BREAD!?!??!

Bread is for pansies!

How about something unique, exhilarating? Like...two fried chicken patties instead of bread? Or, a sandwich made from two mashed, fried plantains and a real steak, with cheese and lettuce and sauteed onions and sauteed bell peppers and...

No, honest, this thing is real. I actually ate one, albeit homemade, since the tactic is rather easy to accomplish. It was with a real steak and everything!

So yeah...down with bread! Long live sammiches made of anything but bread! Flatbread! Fried Plaintains! Fried Chicken Patties!

I call bullshit that you ate the KFC sandwich, because you are still alive.

[T.G. Oskar]

I call bullshit that you ate the KFC sandwich, because you are still alive.

Oh, no: I was referring to the sandwich made with fried plantains instead of bread.

Double Down isn't here where I live, yet. I know of it because of a local blog, of course, but not because I have actually tasted it.

Besides, that's bull...consider it. It's the nightmare of everyone, except quite probably the people who eat Atkins. Of course, they might get a "low-carb" food, not entirely a no-carb food, but I'm sure they can live to tell.