sammiches.... a tutorial.

[T.G. Oskar]

Bread...? Bread? Bread!? BREAD!?!??!

Bread is for pansies!

How about something unique, exhilarating? Like...two fried chicken patties instead of bread? Or, a sandwich made from two mashed, fried plantains and a real steak, with cheese and lettuce and sauteed onions and sauteed bell peppers and...

No, honest, this thing is real. I actually ate one, albeit homemade, since the tactic is rather easy to accomplish. It was with a real steak and everything!

So yeah...down with bread! Long live sammiches made of anything but bread! Flatbread! Fried Plaintains! Fried Chicken Patties!

[Che]

Bread...? Bread? Bread!? BREAD!?!??!

Bread is for pansies!

How about something unique, exhilarating? Like...two fried chicken patties instead of bread? Or, a sandwich made from two mashed, fried plantains and a real steak, with cheese and lettuce and sauteed onions and sauteed bell peppers and...

No, honest, this thing is real. I actually ate one, albeit homemade, since the tactic is rather easy to accomplish. It was with a real steak and everything!

So yeah...down with bread! Long live sammiches made of anything but bread! Flatbread! Fried Plaintains! Fried Chicken Patties!

I call bullshit that you ate the KFC sandwich, because you are still alive.

[T.G. Oskar]

I call bullshit that you ate the KFC sandwich, because you are still alive.

Oh, no: I was referring to the sandwich made with fried plantains instead of bread.

Double Down isn't here where I live, yet. I know of it because of a local blog, of course, but not because I have actually tasted it.

Besides, that's bull...consider it. It's the nightmare of everyone, except quite probably the people who eat Atkins. Of course, they might get a "low-carb" food, not entirely a no-carb food, but I'm sure they can live to tell.

[Furore]

How about something unique, exhilarating? Like...two fried chicken patties instead of bread? Or, a sandwich made from two mashed, fried plantains and a real steak, with cheese and lettuce and sauteed onions and sauteed bell peppers and...

Damn you Oskar, I just ate and now I'm feeling hungry again just thinking about this.

[Tallulah]

It's the other way round in my house. My boyfriend makes my sandwiches for work and if they're not right, he gets beatin's... or at least moaned at.

I motivated myself to make my own ham club sandwiches (my latest fad) for dinner tonight as he doesn't do them quite right...

In fact, he's gone to bed and not dome my lunch! I will have to beat him... or make my yummy sammicdh myself.