My my, what fools there have been in my absence.
Prodigal Madness, our little prodigal mage leaves our ranks all the time because he's a weasil and a back stabber. We love and hate him for it, but I don't think he ever left simply to join 'the winning side'. Though trying to pretend that anything the BOD might say about 'outsiders being welcome' in this conflict would hold ANY MEANING to the Circle of Nine is ignorant, even for him. But yes, as he says, I would probably accept him back...but I won't accept him as a participent in this conflict.
Nor will I accept you Slim, you traitorous dog. Less for your turn about to the BOD but more for your idiotic posturing do I believe you are not fit to be a Master. As if being the only Master here in this dead little offshoot club grants you some kind of say in what the clan as a whole will do. What a joke.
I have had howls coming at me ever since my return to do something about you. But all I will say is you're no longer welcome here, no longer a Master...and leave you to lie in the bed you have made for yourself. You are no longer my concern.
To Slims friends, to GrimmJaw, to you lot that want so badly to fight the BOD, feel absolutely free. Just not in this conflict. If this is to be a battle to decide if this pathetic excuse of an offshoot club continues to exist on this backwater forum, then it will be Masters only, and will be handpicked by the Circle of Nine. You want to join the club? There are procedures you can go through, but joining is no gurantee of participation.
Now that the riff raff are out of the way, GREETINGS BOD! Did you miss me? I know you must have, given you waited until my back was turned to try and launch a war! And after I'd been trying so hard for a month to get your cowardly little princeling to accept an invitation to battle, one on one, to kick off this little party. Well if your not up to foreplay, I've no problem skipping right to the good stuff.
Oh, but there is one thing. You want to attack us? You want to have a battle to decide our destruction, or your destruction? Then I'm afraid you will have to contend with the Fortress. You see, it is the seat of The Masters power, our home and energy source all in one beautiful little chaotic package. Thats not to say you'll have to fight inside it...no, I don't even expect you to be able to GET INSIDE our fortress, but if its a real war you want, a true victory, than you cannot hope to merely vanquish a handful of us an expect us to go away. You have to assault The Masters Keep.
Now...what else. Ahh, yes, the stipulation that we play by TFF rules. This was a real suprise to me coming from you lot. I would've thought you'd want to kill your enemies, eradicate them from the face of the earth, destroy their very characters. Of course, you could not do this by TFF rules anymore than I could turn into a three headed dragon. But then I'm happy to not play by the rules if you are...I know your honor is paper thin and that excites me. I'd hate to have a climatic last stand battle and think my enemies were not giving their all.
Oh, but you made the rules of this conflict non-negotiable...and my word...if we do not agree to the conflict it will count as some kind of loss?
Cute trick...Prodigal Madness tried it on us about two or three years ago when he tried to crash an airship into the Floating Fortress. We told him to **** off. But what kind of victory can you call it if you never fight us? PM paraded around his so called victory for about a week...and then realized no one cared. Thats not what you want BOD...such a young clan...you want Glory...gorey, gorey, Glory. You want to try and decimate us...we want to try and obliterate you. But if you don't want to play ball with me...with the Grand Master, Ambassador of The Masters, lord of the clan...then there's no rule anywhere that says we can't just ignore your inane prattly and continue about our business. Everyone else does.
Hah...even if that business IS to drift and die, eh Vicky?
Still...five on five sounds about right, unless you want to fight the entire Circle of Nine. I'll be performing the Kolobos ritual on your charming, if deluded leader and I'll have the Pillar of Mind, Time, Nature, and hopefully Conflict by my side. More on that as Masters trickle in from other, more important areas.
I'll be around...I shouldn't be as busy this weekend as I was last, and I look forward to lengthy discussions with the ever so intellegent members of the BOD. Oh, and I will only be accepting one ambassador from the BOD at this time...that being Toromor. All others should direct any 'official' words or 'authorized' comments to LocoColt. Save the unofficial ones for my pm box and reputation points...they do amuse me so.
Slim...if you have anything to say in your defense, keep it to PM...you're not allowed to post in this thread anymore.
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