Bread...? Bread? Bread!? BREAD!?!??!

Bread is for pansies!

How about something unique, exhilarating? Like...two fried chicken patties instead of bread? Or, a sandwich made from two mashed, fried plantains and a real steak, with cheese and lettuce and sauteed onions and sauteed bell peppers and...

No, honest, this thing is real. I actually ate one, albeit homemade, since the tactic is rather easy to accomplish. It was with a real steak and everything!

So yeah...down with bread! Long live sammiches made of anything but bread! Flatbread! Fried Plaintains! Fried Chicken Patties!