Walter Sobchak

Hahaha YEAH, you self-important jackass.

James, you're my hero sometimes.

apparently you're/it is some sorta gag, anyways I'm not sorry because to me it just sounded like some ignorant rant of a self-important person...

Was that sarcasm? IF it was you're the foolish one for thinking you can use sarcasm well through typing.

I don't have a health plan. Or insurance. >.<

My birth certificate is actually in a drawer in my parents' bedroom. I can get it for you if you'd like.

...Oh, wait. This is just a joke. That's right. Sorry, I keep forgetting.

"If Mistress Sheena is a citizen, where is his birth certificate? If Tiger Lily isn't a heroin addict, why does she have track marks?

The conclusion is clear: Pete for S-Mod." -Pete for S-mod

What?? I've never talked to you b4 and since you bothered me with such judgmental and mean "questions" I would never "vote" for you whatever the case, unless it was for most bothersome.

Unlike Tiger Lily and Pete, Zeromune sees no need to show a false exterior. Zeromune is as real as reality gets. If you would rather watch your country fall apart, vote for Pete and Tiger Lily. For 2008, vote for Zeromune as our next S-MOD. He doesn't even know that he's running because he's just that wonderful.

But Tiger Lily doesn't have track marks. =OO

She has war scars.

Tiger Lily's "track marks" are the scars she received while fighting off a bear to protect a young child from the bear's wrath. In fact, it was Pete who set the bear upon the young paraplegic orphan. Can you trust a man who finds pleasure in seeing a young disabled girl set upon by a bear to moderate these forums? It would be like putting Hitler in charge of a Jewish forum. Instead, put your faith in the heroine of many. The girl who works tirelessly for world peace, a cure for cancer, eradication of world hunger and to stop poverty. Vote Tiger Lily for S-Mod.

Indeed, Pete for S-Mod.

I feel like Pete's campaign isn't treating me like an individual. It makes me hesitant to cast my vote. Will my needs be met?

I have track marks.

I think I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a weird crush on her too. Also, I think I kind of miss the "I love OceanEyes" trend sometimes. And then I don't. ALSO, I hope your head heals, but I bet that won't stop you from trying to best the ocean again. Maybe Robyn will have more success than a concussion will.

One in ten still can't get over the idea that he's a Muslim. And then there's the ranch people, the Southerners who decorate their mantle with the President flanked by flags; will they really put a black man there without at least trying their best to kill him a few times first? Obama's already got the biggest secret service brief there's ever been.

But rest assured, the whole world wants that man elected. Your international image will change overnight, beyond a shadow of a doubt. I don't want to sound cliche, but we really are all counting on you. To us McCain just looks like Bush but...saggier. And with more chance of going all Dr Strangelove on us.

Polk is young and fresh, yes. Let's let him get shot instead, since he'll be standing in front of Pete on the podium, trying to wrench power away from our great protector. Or maybe he won't be that feisty. Only time will tell.