Walter Sobchak

Yeesss Sir!

It's expected for men to be self destructive and emotionally ****ed up. We have hard liquor and silence to combat it. I don't know what it's always a shocker when they interview a guys family after a catastrophic event that he caused. If they check his apartment they'd find empty Jim Beam bottles and a laptop open with IMs from evil women. And that's the answer right there.

Hmm?

Are you suggesting I spend my free time jacking off? See, but I don't have a computer with internet access at my house (borrowing my parents' right now.) And besides, that's counter-productive to being a young Catholic; we're not supposed to do that! So I'm screwed, basically... I could try that art thing, though. But if I don't feel inspired, I feel like I'm forcing myself. What do I do, Yoo-Hoo?! Where are all the answers to life?! There are no more fortune cookies... Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

Sometimes it's easier than dealing with them. I've been lazy lately.

I highly recommend a shave and cut. You look frightening.

It's a sad world that we live in.

Ha! Is that a good thing or a bad thing? With you I never know.

Or I guess I should be asking... a model for what?

No, not yet. Thursday night is the big night.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Haha, not a fan of Emo Spiderman, are we? I for one enjoyed the part where Peter Parker let loose of all his inhibitions and went wild for a bit, but other than that the movie was not my favorite of the series by any means. Hopefully the 4th one will redeem.

By the way, which movies were number 34 and 38?

Another great life lesson from James D..

It's The District Sleeps Alone Tonight. What's the other one? Do I have any chance of having known it beforehand?

You owe me ten Schrutes, but I can't get the hundred dollar question.

How about them Dolphins?!

Sorry, that was a low blow.

I love you too, man.