SOLDIER #819
don't put your foot in there guy

Have you ever stared a tornado right in the face?! We never get more than some heavy wind here, and things like snow are nonexistent.

But Colorado is landlocked. And besides, he didn't even build it for us; he built it for Maine! I found out how much of Colorado's money it took to build that thing: $188,000.

Haha, we never get any horrible natural disasters over here. The mountains keep us safe. A blizzard now and then is common, but never hurricanes, earthquakes, or the likes. But we have getting thunderstorms and a few tornadoes recently...

I heard that he was mad enough to invest a ton of Colorado's tax money towards building a lobster institute... for Maine! He wasted our money for an idiotic reason that was not even in Colorado. There is nothing genius about that, now is there?

I guess. But we have the worst senator! We got that Mark Udall guy for senator! He is seriously crazy: the guy wasted his money to build a park, a theater, and a lobster institute! All of which are NOT in Colorado!

Yup! That's the state!

And California is... The state with the Golden Gate Bridge?

The heart of the Rocky Mountains. Do you yet? It's also home to the infamous Columbine shooting.

From? Or live? I'm from the biggest continent, but I live in the U.S.

Yeah, and for some strange reason, the United States and the United Kingdom are the only two to not abandon the metric system. And it's so weird how it's soccer... I mean, American Football? That's too complicated. Football would be soccer.

You know, I find it so weird how often people tend to use the phrase "It is not uncommon" rather than just say "It is common."

You're allowed to bring weapons there?

You can cosplay without people staring? I thought that's only possible at conventions. Of course, I've never been to one before.

Does J.K. Rowling even make a lot of money? I would think that the money her books sell get donated to libraries of something.

Don't artists have to die before they can have their paintings sell for millions?

I think that's true! Riki really resents raw radishes running recklessly. It's got personification in it, too; aren't I being a show-off?

we probably did end up breaking a few if not every rule in the book, but at least we had fun and now I will finally find my true love, and that's all that matters, right?