SOLDIER #819
don't put your foot in there guy

Kiwis?! Wait, the fruit or the bird?

Haha! Bananas could disappear? Did you kiwis are gonna disappear soon? It's so sad. They taste good... what with the meat and all!

Sadly, no! Although to see something so cute die out...

Too bad for the poor polar bears... But I don't think I'll live to see the full effects of global warming.

It doesn't snow in California?

You should go visit the snow here. It is the Rocky Mountain region, after all. And remember to see Red Rocks. They really are red.

Good job! Funny how the noun is not counted as a word, but the verb itself is...

I've been in both hot places and cold places. One place was below zero, and the other place actually had... hot rain!

Allusion...Illusion...Elusion... (For some reason, this idiot spellchecker thinks elusion isn't an actual word...)

Well, we got rain in June... Yeah, rain during summer, and we actually got... snow in May! It's really cold over here, which comes to an advantage since you can adapt to other places quickly.

They were at least 15 feet tall! And it was right there, before my eyes, broken halfway down!

Well, in some places like Virginia or something, they don't get snow that much, so even a warning of snow would result in cancellation of school. But over here in Colorado, we constantly get snow, so it takes a blizzard for cancellation. It's so unfair! Once, we had a giant blizzard that got me to stay home from school for three days. By the time I went back, there were tress collapsing...

Below 0... ow. They still didn't cancel school or work? Are we really that desperate to do that nowadays?

Below 0... ow. They still didn't cancel school or work? Are we really that desperate to do that nowadays? >_>

We could go outside, but nobody actually wanted to. I think the temperature was below zero that day, but I have been outside in below zero temperature, waiting for the bus. It stings so bad! And there was so much snow that November that my dad took 6 hours to drive home from work, which was only about 45 minutes away.

I've never even seen a tornado, that's how rare it is over here! And we once got over 20 inches of snow. It almost reached the high fence outside.