SilkAngel
~☆~Muahahaha!!!~☆~

No, she just freaked out when she knew. He ate peppers? You know what fruit is really dangerous? It grows on trees, too! Durians...

Well, my sister once picked up some "peppers" on the ground. Guess what they were? Rabbit droppings!

You caused security to come? Try that at the airport; they'll kick you out! But luckily, I haven't... yet!

You picked him up? Hahaha. What about the next story?

Interesting stories, huh? Sure!^^

Oh, and "Fate might hear." Heh heh!

You slept in the tub? I heard that when I was a baby, I'd move when I sleep across the floor. And my parents were always looking for me. Guess where they found me? Under a closet!

All in all, too much hassle for a relationship, and an odd one at that.

Actually... I have a confession to make.... I'm his fiance...








Just kidding! I couldn't imagine that!

Then we're all screwed.

Then again, what if Fate owns Area 51?

Remember Area 51? I think it's actually a breakfast joke making facility.

Probably, and their names is...................... Poppity-pop-pop-pop Inc.!

Oh, the various jokes about any kind of breakfast are many!

Bacon's good once in a while, but having it all the time is... well, it's unusual.
"Honey, what are you having for dinner?"
"Bacon."
"Oh, and how about dessert?"
"Bacon."
"Uh.... Midnight snack?"
"Bacon, shoudln't you know this by now?"
"I should've married the monkey..."

Bacon Bacon, Double Trouble!