Raider
Full Time Glompasaurus

I had a triangle fuse with me once. Actually, I just ate one of those yellow triangle things that truck drivers put behind their trucks if they break down on the road, but it's all the same. Were you a truck driving penguin in your past life?

I never had a duck, but in a dream once, I ate 99 tiger nuggets. They're like chicken nuggets, but they're made from tiger. They tasted exactly like chicken.

lol, why are ya over the moooon?

AIDS doesn't ruin people's lives. It just kills them. No big deal there.

I don't own a top hat, but if I did, I would have fun.

but you is like proper proper awesome =D lol.

My throat hurts ¬_¬ lol. Yoooooops?

Oh... I thought you'd be better off with Resi Evil... kidding lol.

Hey, thats great! Young love... Aw... Has she got a name?

I'm a freaky text man? Wooooow... I knew it =O .

I'm going to be honest with you, I have never projectile vomited. I was entirely making that up about it being one of my favorite activities. But, one of my true favorite activities is injecting AIDS infected blood into other people's bloodstreams, and seeing what happens. Okay, that was a lie, too. I guess I just don't do anything interesting.

The no illness illness? That sucks that you have it too. That means you're not projectile vomiting, which is personally one of my favorite activities.

FEAR 2? Killzone 2? Fable 2?

I am glad your grandfather is enjoying no longer possessing his woman parts. I had my womanly parts taken out 30 years ago, before I was even born. I have a monkey named Jeb. He hides in the shower with a spear gun. You don't want to know what he does with it. I am not great. I have been sick due to my no illness illness. That's the illness that you get from not being sick. I bought a gorilla. Her name is Mike. I named her before I knew she was a female gorilla.

Erm... you got laid?

Haha, kidding... Er...

... =O

You got Resi Evil 5?!

Whats happened? Has battle of the bands happened? Did you win? 0_0

Hello, Michael K. Noonan. My name isn't Jacob, but you may call me that if you wish. Did your mother like the gift I sent her? It wasn't much, but at least it was something. How are you?

Thanks, man. And just in case, I wasn't talking about you. You tend to be pretty objectiv ewhen you rate sigs. 'Sides, your graphics are awesome anyway.