RagnaToad
Shake it like a polaroid picture

If you ever came to New Zealand, I'd take you to this:

So, Mr. Toad, how is your North Korean counterpart? Feeling communistic? Kim Jong-il, or whoever the hell is in charge over there, is a faggot!

You would do me a favour if you ripped this apart (constructively)

[Removed by future Alpha because he is ashamed.]

Id go williamsburg if anything. brooklyn is generally cheaper and it's up and coming. red hook is also alright. as for manhattan, try the east village. the only problem with that is it's kind of expensive.

We have been looking everywhere for you Ragna. You need to explain yourself now. Are you a Soviet spy and/or a crazy chef?!

There you are. Where have you been? We've been looking for you. RagnaToad, are you a Soviet spy or a crazy chef?

I don't know where you are, but when I find you, you're going to have to explain your actions.

Вы советский шпион?

Do you want to be a Chef?

I'm talking about you becoming the Professor of Bomb Disarming. What are you talking about?

I hear you are good with the ladies, and therefore good with your hands. How would you like to be our Professor of Bomb Disarming?

Are you awesome? Would you like to become more awesome? If the answer to both of these questions is yes, then you should highly consider joining the Goddamn Eastwood Academy of Awesomeness. We want you!

And by piano talk you mean cybersex. ok

Hohohoho.

Check your facebook <3

A beanstalk is a stalk of bean. You know, like cornstalk, but bean instead of corn. Beanstalks usually lead to giants. Like, if you clime a beanstalk, you'll find a giant. True story.