Polk
Soup Kitchen Jerk.

I got a hell of a kick. Out of that one too.

maybe

you need to step up your posting, I'm not laughing as hard as I used to when I read your stuff.

Congratulations on living another year. How does it feel to be 216 years old, Mr. President?

So, I stopped by to wish you a happy birthday, but first....a joke:

What goes up, but never comes down?






























Your age!



Hope you have such a great birthday, that the words "greatest birthday ever" don't even begin to describe it! and get back on MSN sometime

Happy Birfday Pilk I lub yew!! <3

How did it feel to take Texas from those dirty Mexicans?

YES YOUUU.

Oh and ty ^^ <3 I feel old ):

You

HOW DARE you confuse me with kate.

does your cat make TOOOO MUCH NOISE?

why is your page all white ...its sooo weired...i cant even tell if i maid a mistake in spelling or anything

That's 6th grade humor there.

I'll bet it is right now. You should be SO EMBARRASSED.