Polk
Soup Kitchen Jerk.

A most terrible news, Mr. President.

There is a motion going on the Villain Elimination thread to eliminate the proliferation of the walls of post you enjoy so much.

What shall you do?

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:3

Oh, the girl stuff was all for you. Swallow your pride, Polk. I know you like daylilies.

Well first we need to pick out wedding colors and a cake.

Well I don't mean to brag, but I can throw a boomerang with each hand and catch them both at the same time...

But he's not black. :/

Who was James K. Polk again?
Never did American history, but if I remember right he was a Jazz musician, yeah?

Evil Aliens is quite good. It's not spectacular, but it is entertaining, and the effects are quite good for a low-budget British B-movie. That was definatly my favorite scene in the whole film. The Wurzels are just awesome enough, but combine their (arguably) most famous hit with slaying aliens and it becomes instant classic!

Theres quite a few places where you can get it for £5 (apx US$3) so it would be good getting it for cheap, or downloading it if that's your way to do things.

Will a fan-made "anime" work for you? Jesus isn't wielding a huge weapon, but he does go super saiyan. One out of two ain't bad, right?

YouTube - Jesus Christ Super Saiyan

I enjoy your use of Pokémoticons to illustrate how you exactly felt, and you gotta admit: there's no way anyone can write comedy gold like what just happened.

P.S.- I was going to start a thread about Jesus: The Anime in the animation forum, but that seemed like too much work just for a dumb joke.

I literally and genuinely lol'ed when I read that. I bet that just made your day too.

Haha its awesome its so annoying that it is hilarious.

What was wrong with the white haha