Michael Swayne
TFF's Resident Messenger

I posted in the ff7 forum a little while ago with my build for cloud, you should check it out. It may enlighten you on new ways to combine materia.

Yo, Think You Can Share My Walkthrough With Some People You Know? Who Might Be Interested? Got An HDMI Cable Now, So My Videos Will Look More HD, Although Now As Good As Other Ones, But IDC. I Am Doing This To Give Back To Youtubers Who Have Helped Me In The Past, And For Other People, Who Might Enjoy My Commentary Too. If You Need Anything, Just Lemme Know.

So how is FFVII going?
Also, be sure to play Crisis Core afterwards. I don't know if you know the spoilers yet, but even if you do, give it a shot.

You handled that one nicely. Argh, my questioning appears to only prove that you are indeed a happy person. (I cannot stand it!)
And if ovens could automatically shut off, I would NEVER be home! *explosion*

Next question, which would be #5: The friend has been persuaded into being led to a fast food joint, weeping piteously the whole time (boohoo - why?!? etc.), the two of you enter the establishment and notice (of all people) the ex-girlfriend, sitting in a booth with a group of her bff's, laughing heartily. Amazingly, the group notices you two and invites you - and you alone - to join them. What is your next action?

Yeah, fluffy cats are much better behaved than short-hairs. (in my opinion)

That is the correct answer. T3h m0th3rz 5h0uld b3 f34r3d. Your mentioning of Go Go Gadget has, for some inexplicable reason, boosted your point-count to well beyond 100% thereby giving us scientists a slight case of the envies.

Question #4: You've saved the fragile object(s)! ("hurrah" *scratching heads*) but upon inspection, it appears the phone call was not the library, but an old friend just recently back in town after a nasty breakup with his girlfriend. The message is inviting you to meet him at the local whatz-it hang out place. But you recall there's something cooking in the oven. It will be done in thirty minutes. The hang-out location is a twenty minute walk. What will you do now, Mr. Bond?

Ah, well, about your parents, I'm glad you were so fortunate to have such loving, supportive figures. I didn't mean to offend you, and if I did, I'm sorry to have brought it up.

The questions are designed to be tough, but you did surprisingly well on that last one (okay, not surprisingly, considering, but whatever) You were wise not to leave the evil dog to himself, for he was almost certainly planning a mutiny. And, of course the library nerd can always wait... you got 100% on that one, congratulations.

I wasn't aware you had a cat. Did you check out my photography contest submission yet?

Question #3: You have pleased the dog, he has decided to continue his support in your upcoming election, but meanwhile, the nerd is questioning why he's been called a nerd four times already today. In the book bin, he has found the book he earlier erroneously labeled as 'overdue' and growls at his own tendency to assume all people are meanies and picks up the phone.
In the meantime, your indoor kitty does not like the dog, and hisses at him from the safety of a high shelf (which just happens to contain fragile objects) and the phone rings (It is likely the library again). What is your next action?

Hmm, interesting... your parents being convicted and jailed is convincing proof that life has been treating you just as it's been treating everyone else: bad. But WHAT is the cause of your happiness? Do you perhaps, not CARE about your parents in the first place? That would offer some psychological basis to your condition, I think.

Hmm, that was a good answer to the puppy question, and you would've gotten a 100% rating except for that referring to your dog as a 'crazy pants' and of course the 'melting' bit. I can't even think of a melting dog, it's so creepy. (and now the movie companies will put one in a horror film) Luckily for you, most of the doctors here are female and find guys with dogs appealing.
Your final score: 80%


Question #2: You've dried off previously introduced dog, when the phone rings. The library is informing you of a book supposedly overdue, which you recall specifically returning, while you are explaining to the obnoxious nerd on the line, the dog has whimpered at you and wandered into the kitchen, obviously expecting you to follow. What is your next action?
*Suspenseful instrumental music*

I Will Read Your Reply Soon, But I Have Good News! I Beat FFXIII-2 Two Days Ago! I Am Thinking Of Doing More Walkthrough Parts, Problem Is, Not Many People Viewed It, So It Is Somewhat Discouraging.

Now that's a rocky friendship. It's very hard to get to know people with them joking all the time, isn't it? I have a brother like that, but he stops every now and again so we don't forget who he is.
Is your mother REALLY in prison? That does not fit in with the Mr. Happy profile at all...

Oh, I'm not troubled by happiness, I enjoy hanging out with happy people, it makes me obligated to be just as cheerful, otherwise I'll feel I'm bringing the whole world down and that just isn't me.

You will be my immortal enemy? Okay, I guess in the case of my experiments having caused said side-effect of immortality, I am liable from a legal standpoint, so, of course you have that right... (I have a feeling I shall regret this whole thing-never mind, I'm a scientist, and I must never think that way again.)

Experiment #1. Case study 455, Subject 8778, Lab 002 : Subject 8778, (you shall be referred to as such for the remainder of the project) question #1: "If you had a puppy and he got outside and it is raining, what would you do?" *breathless rows of doctors leaning in to hear response*

You would have never liked CPC8, rofl. PRK9 is where it's at.

When I said you'd be a good addition to CPC8, I meant you'd be a good influence on most of them. Sorry you're a bit disappointed, but I think it might be a mixed blessing. Good luck, dude.

nice to meet you Michael! sure thing, joining the Flock of Noobies doesn't sound like it would kill me or anything

So, basically, you're just randomly thanking each other because you had a slight fight once. Sort of how strangers who shop at the same store are obligated to nod and smile to each other in passing (Why am I reminded of old ladies of a sudden?) Ah, I'll never understand these things.

I think it would be cool to have an immortal enemy, don't you? Annoying as ever, but it has its appeal...

I can't imagine hating a happy person, (Okay, maybe if I was forced to live with a mime or a clown or something) I guess I'd consider them a tad irritating after a while, but anyway, you can't be happy ALL the time, can you? I-it should be balanced, shouldn't it? Or you wouldn't be HUMAN, right?
Okay, I'm officially declaring you a strange new breed of human. I wonder, do you mind? May I conduct experiments on you?

We're not really all douchebags. Or maybe we are, but we just don't act like them all the time. Not every topic is about sex either - you have to realize that she wasn't admitted until today and had no idea what went on in the frat house. But Kyra may have been right... it might not have been a good fit. A lot of the topics we discuss seem to be things you aren't comfortable with. Perhaps she was really trying to look out for your best interests the entire time, and it saddens me that you seem to have forsaken that.

Well for one you took something truthful and honest and turned it to the negative. I ment what I said about reapply later on. A lot of the members of CPC8 think highly of you, the opinion came to be that you were just not ready at this point.

Also you took all tests negativly. Even went as far as to bash Kyra when in reality she knew you would be a gentalmen before that test started and even stated so to the house.

The initiation test are set into motion for reasons, mainly to see who the members are and it takes puting them outside their comfort zones to bring that's aspects to light. It also helps our members that are unfamiliar with you get a better grasp of who you are. There is a lot more to the test then just a simple pass / fail and a lot of discussion goes with it.