Halie
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Hahaha. Awww. Yay. I have your gift, I just need to send it. It was an awesome idea, but the item itself sucks! I'm devastated lol. I'll still send it, but I'll get you something else to make up for the crappyness of it. Haha. Ugh I'm so disappointed! That's the only problem with buying stuff online.

Do you use Twitter? If so, in order to find out when he will be making Skype you need to follow him. Gabriel Iglesias sure was funny though.

Ain't got nothin' on them merinos, mmm mmm

...are there plenty of good looking sheep?

I have no idea. I'm interested mostly in North Africa, all of Europe and the UK, northeast and northwest US, and parts of Asia. Specific, really, but I nearly have a geography degree haha. I think if I could only manage a short trip, I'd just explore my own extended back yard: Tonga, Samoa, Fiji, Kiribati, New Caledonia, French Polynesia... Yeah. A lot.

Yeah I think it probably will be. Only because after galavanting* around the world for a while, settling back into the familiar pattern of study will be hard. Probably. I could do both, by doing post-grad overseas. I could instead find work, keep working on my French, and then return to study in a French-speaking country after a few years. That could just make my life a lot harder though.

IDK!

*Always wanted to use that word.

It's my last day! Well, last day of class. I have an essay due at 5pm today that I really need to work on (instead I'm here, talking about it...), and then just under two weeks to study for one exam.

...and then I have the second trimester until October. But oh well. Then I will be finished!

...and then I go back for at least one year of post-grad. I really want to travel though.

...I didn't change any of them. I certainly didn't change them all from 'New Zealander'. <.< >.>

There was a Welshman named Jake who got himself fired from his job in the city. He was out of work for a while, then started to get hungry. So he swallowed his pride, and went out to the countryside to find work, and found a sheep ranch. They hired him. The first night he was there, the other shepherds woke him up.
"Get up," they said. "It's time for your initiation!"
"Initiation!" But how bad could it be, he thought. After all, they are just a bunch of sheep tenders.
They took him out back of the sheep-pen, and he saw all the other guys lined up waiting.
"Go on," they said. "It's time you showed us you are a REAL man!"
"Huh?" he said.
"That's right," they said, pointing at the sheep. "Show us you're a real man."
"Oh, no," he thought. "They couldn't possibly want him to..." but then he really needed the job. So he squared his shoulders and went and picked out a sheep. He led it behind the shed. After a moment, the others were rewarded by the sounds of, "Baaaah BAAAAH..."
A couple of minutes later the cowboy came back out, buttoning his pants, to see the other guys all laughing at him.
"Oh, great," he thought, "now I've really been had." "So, what?" he said, "Was I not supposed do that with the sheep?"
"That's not it," they laughed. "It's just that you picked out an ugly one."

When a tourist coach passed through Newport, Wales, one of the passengers noticed a sheep tied to a lamppost on the corner in the main street. "What's that?" she said.
"Oh that," said the guide, "that's the Recreation Centre"

Two Welsh sheep farmers are flying the mob to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: "Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!"
SH2: "What about the sheep?!"
SH1: "Bugger the sheep!"
SH2: (pause) "Do you think we have time?"

A New Zealand ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "Kia ora mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep."
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep."
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep is a liar."

Haha. Which are?

Amorous?

^ I had to share, cause it's just too awesome not too, and the Little Mermaid is one of my many favorites. <3

&& you're welcome, yeah I kind of disappeared. Life just kind of got busy, and I finally decided I missed this place enough to make a slight reappearance every now and again. Work, school, writing a lot = busy, but good times.