GypsyElder
Ovaries

I'm not afraid of Thor or his dumbass hammer, because lucky for me, he isn't real. He only exists in make believe Norse mythology, Marvel comic books, and major motion pictures. So there.

A measurement of the skull scaled to 2x1030kg? You mean 208ft x 208ft = 43,264sqft? That would be 50lbs/sqft x 43264sqft = 2,163,200lbs = 981,211kg. 450,000,000 kg / 110 pounds of pressure = 4,090,909 kg/sa. Plus the 981,211 kg by the gravitational pull of the earth, which gives 5,072,120 kg/sa.

Of course that's not counting the kinetic energy which would be forced on the sculpture by the mass gravitational field of the sun. Let's figure that one out. That would be KE = (5,072,120kg x (90.4m/s)^2)/2 = 20,725,088,521 J.

So we're talking 20,725,088,521 Joules of kinetic energy. That's the equivalent force of a detonation of 1,360 tons of TNT. Are you sure this is possible?

On a scale of -273 to 6.0221415 × 10 to the 23rd power, how difficult would it be to sculpt Audrey Hepburn on the sun?

On a scale of 1 to Pi? That is an awesome scale.

I love Audrey Hepburn. She is one of the most glamorous and beautiful women who has ever lived. On a scale of 1 to 3.14 of infatuation, I'd say I'm at a 3.076, to be exact, with the possibility of a slight rounding error.

I think I'd better step in, actually. Dunno where you are atm, but this probably should not wait. Sorry!

Hey ma'am, I am going to let you handle this one. See how you do. Not sure that there's anything to worry about yet-aside from it getting slightly off-topic-but those two have gotten after each other in the past. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

Hey wait! Could you make the moon look like Ernest Borgnine?

my copy is just sitting in the closet haha. i've been on a Zelda: Twilight Princess kick and i recently bought The Wind Waker

The sun is a plasma. Could you gypsy people make the sun look like Audrey Hepburn?

http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/fi...ml#post1298455 see what i did there?

I'm a bit confused by the whole solid elemental liquid mercury. The only way that something can possess the qualities of both a liquid and a solid is if it's heated to the highest degree reachable, in which, it would become a plasma. Can sculptures be built from plasma?

Aw man, Kowalczyk's a dick. Don't listen to anything he tells you. I don't even know what a Shumis is, but if it'll get you to make a statue of the lovely Audrey Hepburn out of the ironic solid elemental liquid mercury, then yes, the army does indeed consist of Shumis.

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The Army of Kowalczyk commands you to sculpt a life-size replica of Audrey Hepburn from a solid piece of elemental liquid mercury.

Oh, and General Kowalczyk would also like to know if you're doing well.

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