Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

I see. In that case, he may be considered "the one."

He seems to be one with the ONEXONE.

I like potatoes.

Only fifteen times.

Why, yes, it is.

Sometimes. Andrew Jackson was into that sort of shit, so whenever he was in town, we'd have a masquerade ball in his honor.

I WAS the greatest president. George Washington was a ****, anyway. Truth is, I just never ran for a second term. Being President is overrated, and once you get tired of the constant parties and orgies that go on nightly at the white house, there's not a whole lot of glamor in the job. Also I pretty much did everything I wanted to do in my first term, so it'd be pretty boring throughout the second term.

Oh, it's a plant indigenous to China, but it was brought to regions in the Appalachian Mountains when roads were being made to keep the dirt from sliding onto the pavement because the roots are very, very strong. Modern day, it has overgrown in mass quantities, choking out any other original wildlife (and decreasing property values lol). So, we decided to have goats eat it, since they can pull up the root, devour it. and kill that section. But, to build their pasture, we had to clear a pathway around it. Very tiring and painstaking, but worth it in the end.

I am also healthy, in fact my health my be expanding. My father has had me working on a fence and clearing kudzu to the point of almost passing out, but I like working for him. Makes me fit and keeps him from causing his body even more damage from when he was a teenager.

happy b-day!

Think it's been a couple months now, actually. Don't quite remember how long, though.

Oh, I'd just realized. Happy birthday to you! =]

Hey there. Just dropped by to wish you a happy birthday. Hope you have a good one!

Happy birthday, man. So it's your 21st? Been a lot of people's 21st this year. Have fun. And remember to eat something other than beef jerky and cake (While we're on Walt Kowalski references.)

Might I inquire how things are faring for you on this, your day of birth?