Alpha
#LOCKE4GOD

I have already had too much food and booze (I know, you didn't say booze), and I guess music if karaoke counts, but I don't like karaoke except when it's really bad and tonight it WAS, this guy was like thrusting into nowhere and singing Tiny Dancer like Adam Sandler on codeine it was so ****ing amazing and I wish I had him on video OH WAIT. I DO. So I guess laughter too. Now all I need is sex.

Thank you, Alpha, ily <3<3<3

How about this picture of a turtle, he's pretty awkward...

The most I've ever had in a 3 hour period is 9. I was wasted by that point. Let me know when you come down ill try and organise something.

If you lived in Australia, and you resided in Melbourne, and lived in my suburb, then you might have gone to the same school as me, and you could have been in my class! WOW

Oh, you'd think I'd figure that out haha. Ummm, thanks? xD

I'm probably going to sound dumb, but does qft mean? lol

I did! I did that. Did you? I hope you did.

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That is spectacular! Would you be our Professor of Antipodes at the Goddamn Eastwood Academy of Awesomeness? We need somebody of your expertise.

How do you feel about Antipodes?

Priceless

Are you hungover?

Beth y uffern a yw hynny'n golygu, Alpha annwyl?

After 190 hours I finally beat Tactics Ogre on the Lawful route.

Both of our avatars have cigarettes and are in black and white. Soul mate INFJs' ?