Alpha
#LOCKE4GOD

Well, Alphy, I'm a girl of mystery. I get 'em intrigued and then I leave 'em hanging. But I might do things extra special. You know, for you.

Thank you, Alphypoo, though if you think my intelligence is what's attractive about me then you're in for a treat with my other fine qualities, not to toot my own horn. Also your own intelligence outdoes mine by a lot. A lot.

Awwwkaaaard. Although, if by the time we get to the moon from my house, have the space date, and then make the journey to yours for crumpets (also most commonly eaten for breakfast), wouldn't it be morning? And thus the next day? And so the second date? You can see where one would be mislead.

Sounds wonderful, Haliebee approves. Crumpets, is that what they're calling it nowadays? Har har har.

Google tells me you're 11 hours in front of me, I'm thinking if you're going to be turning up at my place then perhaps we should go at a time where it's getting dark in my time zone, that way we can just shoot straight up there.

Yeah, but maybe in the Winter, though. Ah, how gentleman-like of you, Alphypoo. (Testing the waters)

Brilliant choice. As opposed to the Sun especially. Ehhh... I prefer Indian, not a big Chinese girl sadly.

That rhymed haha. Perfect, where will we be going?

Ha. I don't actually hang out there a lot, although I think Portlandia is accurate in describing the more eccentric inhabitants. There is definitely an eccentric portion of the population.

Okaaayy

Just busy haha. What about you smartypants?

About your bike, it sounds like you may need to lubricate the gear cable. As time goes by, gear (and brake) cables dry up and make shifting and braking difficult. Here's a link that may help fix your bike.

ilu69

I was thinking of not posting it at all because I didnt want to add to its 'awareness'. I figured that something this bad couldn't be kept a secret though.

Mwhaahahaha

Helloooo!