The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[SourBreak]

You recieve a coin

*Inserts coin* =]

[Hyperion]

Dang.

You recieve a toy stuffed chocobo with a toy stuffed moogle on top.

*actually inserts a coin this time*

[SourBreak]

You receive nothing *punches vending machine*

You recieve 500 chocobo flavoured condoms....o.0;;

*Inserts coin*

[Hyperion]

You get several million gil, but it spews out from the vending machine like water from a fire hose, sending you flying back. Besides, gil is useless anyway.

*inserts another coin, then ducks and covers*

[SourBreak]

You recieve a Revolver and a small piece of paper saying "Go on, give up on life and have away with it".

*Inserts coin with morbid facial expression*

[Súrion]

The machine doesn't work.. but still steals your coin

*Inserts coin*

Surion

[kimahri ronso]

you recieved a moon crast *puts coin in*

[Súrion]

You get mauled by a Malboro

Inserts Coin*

[Eri]

you get a autographed bullet used by vincent

[Súrion]

machines starts crying because you didn't ive it a coin.

*shoves bottom of party popper in it*

Surion

[Eri]

oops, oh yeah *blushes* im sorry mr. vending machine...ill never hurt u again *pets the vending machine*

[Xeim]

the vending machine hugs you
(ssst....Eri, love your sig!!)
*puts in a coin*

[SourBreak]

You recieve a materia...

You expect me to put that thing in my arm?...=]

*Inserts coin*

[Súrion]

you recieve a "tissue".

*Inserts Coin*

Surion

[Chase]

*The vending machine has no reactions*

*You kicked the vending Machine*

Congratulations,you received a punch made of steel in the face from the Vending Machine.Poor, you !!

-inserts broken tooth in-

[SourBreak]

You recieved a glomp...o.0;;

*Runs after from the vending machine whislt inserting coin*

[Chase]

You received a trash-filled pie

-inserts coin-

[SourBreak]

You recieve a ladder and a noose...o.0;;

*Inserts coin*

[Súrion]

You recieved a note saying thank you - Signed - FF Vending Machine

*Inserts Coin*

Surion

[Chase]

You learned "Omnislash Zero" Giving 0 Damage to your enemies while 1 million damage to yourselve...I pity you

-inserts coin-

[Emerald620]

you recieve a broken tri-cycle

*inserts a coin*

[Chase]

You were shot with a knife from the vending machine...R.I.P.

-inserts tons of coins-

[Emerald620]

you recieve a ton of lit T-N-T sticks

*BOOM*

the vending machine is still there?

*ghost of Emerald620 inserts a coin*

[geordanuk]

you recieve a ghost friend of Aeris (if i was you i'd kill myself i hate her)

*inserts coin*

[SourBreak]

You recieve a soda?...

THIS THING IS DIET!

*Gives Vending Machine a Duke Nukem style might boot*

You recieve a regular soda..=]

*Inserts coin*

[Azuteor]

You recieve Tifa Lockheart.

*inserts a coin but gets stuck*

[Darkwolf]

you recieve a your coin.... stuck in your eye!

insertage of 1million coins

[Storm]

You recieve a 100 packets of "100 moogle-style pom poms"

*inserts coinage*

[TimonMeera]

You recieve......COME ON DRUM ROLL.....*drum roll*

2 yes count them 2 Ultima's

*Takes off his shoes and runs at the machine doing a Lui Kang Flying kick inserting a coin with his toes.*

[jenova33]

You recieve a customized piece of rice with the name "Shabomba" on it.

*throws up on the vending machine, then inserts coin*