The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[FeyLenne13]

You receive Cancer (FF9)

*puts coin in*

You receive Malboro Tentacle

*head bang *puts coin in*

[Genesis_787]

You receive Premium Heart

*puts coin in* kicks vending machine*

[Kyreaan]

You get a subscription to a fan club called Study Group. You will now recieve Newsletters and mail to your cell phone and hear about the last act of LOVELESS.


*inserts last act of LOVELESS*

[Einherjer]

You get LocoColt04.

**Inserts Pandora's Box**

[Kyreaan]

Lara Croft walks by and kisses you on the cheek thanking you for placing Pandora's Box into the Vending Machine.


*inserts extendable staff from the spaceship, Andromeda*

[Kai The Red Mage]

you gain a bottle cap saying "try again"

*inserts coin" hehehehehe insert

[Kyreaan]

You hear a ball drop through the machine. It shows up at the bottom, and you recieve mastered Dualcast materia. There is magic marker written on it reading, "You are a moot point now."


*inserts Cactuar FFVIII trading card*

[HUNK]

You recieve cute plush cactuar figure. Lucky you!

*Inserts Zydrate Gun*

[Josh_R]

gets a graverobber doll

*inserts a Girugamesh album*

[HUNK]

You recieve an Excalipoor.

*inserts youtube favorites list*

[Elyon Seraphim]

You recieve Youtube Hate List.

*Insert's Goomba*

[Kyreaan]

You recieve an original copy of Yoshi's Island with a sticky note on it. It reads, "Now, go find a console to play on."


*inserts SNES*

[Darkwolf]

*Forgets how to insert coin after years of never posting in this thread*

*punches machine*
-Nothing-
*Kicks machine*
-Nothing-

*whips out PsP and plays Dissidia 'till someone else comes along*

[Firefly]

While playing your PSP,a chocobo egg drops from the machine.You stare at it,take it,and walk away

*inserts coin*

[Darkwolf]

You recieve an IOU for 1 gil signed by "The Vending Machine"
Payback due 2091

*Kicks machine again*

[JLCL00]

You received one wanzer (wait wha--)

*inserts one coin in*

[Darkwolf]

You recieve eyebrows for your avatar.

*Kicks machine again*

[Elyon Seraphim]

Vending Machine falls over you and crushes you.

*Inserts Independence Law*

[Kinzerelli]

The Independance Day DVD comes out.

*inserts £1 coin* (yes the vending machines here are expensive)

[Darkwolf]

You recieve 1 gil

*after months of recovering from injuries due to collapsing machine, I now take safety precautions and set up concrete blocks in front of the machine to prevent it from falling over again.*

*punches machine*

[seanb]

you receive a peculiar shaped shard of glass.

*stubbs toe on concrete blocks, and regrets wearing sandals, but tells himself they are good for his image as they make him look easygoing and fun* ... *bears with the pain in his toe*

*lights a cigarette and inserts a coin.*

[Darkwolf]

I ran out of ideas, so you recieved a "thank" or whatever you call it.

*Steals a coin from a beggar and inserts it into machine*

[Coolmcdum]

You Receive :NOTHING!! Slot Machine empty D:

*Puts Coin in and shakes machine xDD*

[HUNK]

Text flashes across the screen, it states "Yo, you best stop messin' wit me bro!"

You'd best listen ser.

*recieve nothing*

*inserts model Hind-D*

[Firefly]

"Error.." Reads across the vending machine. Suddenly out pops a green chocobo,who will follow you wherever you go.

*leans against wall,turns Ipod on,and inserts coin*

[Judge Magistrate]

A small black hole appears from the machine and take your Ipod.

Inserts coin after an arguement with person infront of me.

[Firefly]

You patiently wait,as the Vending Machine shakes and glows. Suddenly it stops and out pops a fake piece of gil..with a note saying," Use it well.."

*wipes tears away from the loss of my Ipod,and inserts coin*

[Hero without a Name]

You got one buster sword

*puts coin in*

[Firefly]

Out pops a tonberry costume. It beckons you to wear it

*sighs and inserts coin*

[Judge Magistrate]

Out pops a new Ipod.

Inserts coin with a look of exaggeration.