The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Copperfire]

you get.......a fire breathing cat
*insert random plushie*

*550 gil pops out*

*inserts 2500 gil*

[Ventus's Girl]

Gets a copy of that crapy toney hawk game with the cheep skateboard THAT DOESNT WORK!
puts in my dogs fur

[Rhaps]

*Victory theme!* You got a Cthulu Puppy!
*inserts egregiously large stone coin*

[Copperfire]

*1 pair of rock underwear pops out*

*inserts a whale tooth*

[Rhaps]

Dammit that's all I ever get! lol
*Receives one propeller to the Lunar Whale*
*Inserts Triforce of Power*

[Copperfire]

*out pops the Twilight Sword, a bottled faerie, and 1500 rupees*

*inserts one Bahamut scale*

[Ventus's Girl]

gets a flaming dog crap suflee

inserts a disc that has linkon park song on it They R SO KEWL

[Copperfire]

I don't know what a suflee is, but you forgot to insert something.

[edit]

S'better.

*out pops two pennies* (I like Linkin' Park too)

*inserts an iPod nano*

[Rhaps]

I think logan person may have meant "Soufle" the very fragile and sound-sensitive baked good?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway
*out pops a Die-Pod! (Lvl. 97, Null Physical, Null Magic, 50,000,000,000 HP 2.5 MP) *

[Ventus's Girl]

u never inserted anything and i inserted a linkon park C.D

[Rhaps]

Oops
And copper inserted an ipod, the Die-Pod is her fight lol
*Inserts own Confusion*

[chikala95]

A piece of dust is recieved!
*inserts a garden pea*

[Josh_R]

gets a carrot

*inserts a horseshoe*

[Rhaps]

You got a Bombchu "da da da daaa!"
These handy little fellas will run in a straight line until they hit a wall, upon which they will blow up!
Press A to continue
*Inserts Philosopher's Stone

[Josh_R]

gets a piece of poop!!

*inserts Herpes Simplex one*

[Ventus's Girl]

gets a certificit saying "u r gay now"
inserts a teqito

[Rhaps]

You got MASTAR TACO (Lvl.78, 2.5 HP, 40,000 MP)
Good luck with him lol
*Inserts SQUEEDILYSPOOCH*

[Mokkan Brushtail]

you get a tonberry knife atk +14 evade +4 and you can now learn knife by wielding it

*inserts a twoonie* (that's the canadian $2 coin)

[Copperfire]

*gets a twoonie back in pieces (it made change for itself), and a chocolate bar*

*inserts a vial of perfume*

[bahamuts heir]

*gets a twoonie back in pieces (it made change for itself), and a chocolate bar*

*inserts a vial of perfume*

you get marborlo(I know I spelled it wrong) breath
inserts ethan's head you are so screwed Ethan

[Rhaps]

*You got Ethan's Remains! The rest are in a Hell Wyrm*
*Insert DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS!*

[Copperfire]

*out pops Dr. Hojo*

*pops in a rare stamp*

[bahamuts heir]

*You got Ethan's Remains! The rest are in a Hell Wyrm*
*Insert DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS!*

You get laser to face and chocobo weapon that has null physical, null magic, haste, regen, reflect, dispel guard, blink, infinite hp and mp, and is reaaaaaally pissed.
I insert ethan's remains with an unstable flare node in it.

[Copperfire]

I posted ahead of you.

[bahamuts heir]

I posted ahead of you.

Bastard you get ultima to the face

[Rhaps]

Let's play nice children lol
uhh *Vending machine had one too many things in it's slot (I swear to god if just ONE of you says that's what she said. . . ) Vending machine freaked the F*ck ou! We got. . . . a turtle?*

[LIGHTNING_71013]

you get a reminder.

you didnt put a coin in so i'll "put 2 coins in"

[Rhaps]

You get Twinrova!
*inserts a lute*
This game died. . . and I really enjoyed it ; - ;

[Josh_R]

REVIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gets a Violin, WTF

*Inserts T-Virus*

[jcsimpson]

You get a lvl three Danny Devito !

*Inserts Shamwow*