The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Freedom]

You get twice as much hatred.

*inserts my classmate's CA1 paper which has extremely good marks on it*

[Freedom]

Finish her?.....

You get a dog which chases after a duck

*inserts wig*

[ChloChloAriadne]

*kicks Lulu*

You recieve hatred! Muah ha ha! >.>
<.<

*inserts Pumpkin*

[Freedom]

You get orange juice
*inserts a screaming classmate*

[Freedom]

You get something horrid

*inserts sneakers that stink of socks*

[Tifa_Rox]

you get socks that stink of sneakers

*inserts chocolate ice cream with hot fudge sauce*

[Tifa_Rox]

ooh, yes plz ^_^
oh, and you get a brick wall

*inserts Al_Bhed_Psycho*

[ChloChloAriadne]

*kicks walls*

Oi! Help me!!

[ChloChloAriadne]

Yesh, I'm fine, thank you FDL!

*stretches out and inserts coin*

[ChloChloAriadne]

Yesh, I'm fine, thank you FDL!

*stretches out and inserts coin*

[Tifa_Rox]

I steal the coins and u get......
a kick in the bum!

*inserts FDL's right arm*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve FDL's right leg

*inserts my own arm*

[Tifa_Rox]

the machine rejects your arm, and gives you a free iced coffee

*inserts Al_Bhed_Psycho's precious hair*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve "Bravery potion" From the chemist.

*inserts thermometer*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve the potion of cowardice.

*inserts Rikku's thong*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve footage of the birth of Vidina, Wakka's child.

*inserts lock of Seymour's hair*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve all the items back, but now covered in platinum.

*inserts emercency tool kit*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You quickly recieve a pile of chocolates.

*inserts slow chocolate*

[LostUtopian]

You get a chocolate bunny.....And it's ALIVE! o.O

*inserts the bunny*

[Storm]

You recieve a duck with a very big banana... in the non-perverted sense, its holding a large fruit.

*inserts meat*

[TidusMMM]

*receives the owner of that meat......that it turns out being a crazy cow*

*inserts some old fish*

[LostUtopian]

you recieve gil, exchange rate anyone?

*inserts stocks*

[fire exit man]

You recieve a few shares in a company that, within seconds of you getting shares, goes backrupt.

*Inserts small snowglobe*

[Tifa_Rox]

you get....... wtf?! santa claus? o.0

*inserts Rudolph*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a rednose raindeer
*inserts bagel*

[Lady Rika]

You recieve Ragnador the evil reindeer overlord...who eats your bagel!

*inserts chocolate frogs from harry potter...those things actually jump!*

[cetra_aeris]

You recieve a large jumping chocolate reindeer called George!! he lives and breathes, and is 100 percent milk chocolate!! ...0.o

*Inserts a marshmellow ChocoMog covered in peanuts*

[Tifa_Rox]

you get a melted marshmallow chocomog covered in roasted peanuts. lucky you

*inserts hermione's cat crookshanks*

[Lady Rika]

Ragnador looks at crookshanks and licks his lips
Me:Run Kitty

You recieve a recipe for broiled kitty a la mode

*Inserts a quote from Emily Autumn saying, "Are you suffering?"

[Tifa_Rox]

the machine screams back at you: NO! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, DAMMIT!!! oh, and it gives you a packet of ultra-crunchy thingamabobs.

*inserts thingamabob*