The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Lady Rika]

You recieve a pregnancy...because your condom, well it broke. I'll let the detail on how it broke, all up to you

*Inserts a very large pack of birth control pills for men and women!...remember to wait a month!*

[LostUtopian]

you get cloud -.-...o wait its a plushie of cloud with sephiroth's blade through it.....interesting {heehee}

*inserts myself*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve Chocolate flavoured condom with candy canes [Not me, that was Jak...]

*inserts Superjj*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You receive a reward for your good spitting aim >.>

*inserts scissors*

[metal572]

u get the keys sucked up into the vm and u get A KEY BLADE!
*inserts golden saucer life pass(ff7)*

[Storm]

You recieve a Rusted Plate death pass

*inserts cockatrice*

[Bored Prodogy]

You recieve a date with Xiems mother.

*Puts fake coin in*

[chex daja]

Great Writer Yoko gives you a kiss.

*puts coin in*

[Hannya]

You get beat down by a gang of monkeys weilding cricket bats.

*inserts brains*

[chex daja]

You get touched by Jenny Craig's half-sister.

*puts coin in*

[Hannya]

you get a life sized model of a fat chick (lucky you)

*inserts spleen*

[Xeim]

you get an oversized....erm....rice ball??

*inserts stomach acid*

[Hannya]

you get a phail of hydrochloric acic

*inserts Buddy Holly's corpse*

[Xeim]

you get a collection of 1,000 Noh masks. All rare finds...

*inserts something resembling a marshmellow*

[Hannya]

You get ko-omote

*inserts coin*

[Xeim]

you get...a costume from an unknown play

*inserts make-up*

[Hannya]

You get proto man's sheild.

*inserts ham*

[Xeim]

you get eggs

*inserts ice*

[Hannya]

you get eggs

*inserts ice*

[Xeim]

you get fried eggs

*inserts melting ice*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve a rectal thermometer [sp?]

*inserts rain gauge*

[metal572]

u recieve a magic sundial that you turn and it will move time!
*inserts chocolate bar*

[Storm]

You recieve an actual chocolate bar, with chocolate kegs of chocolate whisky and chocolate vodka and chocolate lager and all that jazz.

*somehow manages to insert kareoke machine*

[Hannya]

You get a note saying to stop inserting your miscellaneous machines into the vending maching.

*inserts broken machine*

[Tifa_Rox]

the VM reaches out with a robotic hand, beats the crap out of your, takes all your money and items and breaks down.

*oops i broke the VM*

[Hannya]

The VM sprouts legs and begins to terrorize the town of providence (great job! *cough* *cough* sarcasm)

*inserts a new VM in the empty area where the old VM was*

[Xeim]

you get a slip of empty notebook paper

*inserts can*

[LostUtopian]

you get a Kefka doll O_O

I want it! *steals* ^.^

*inserts Xiem*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve Gaara

*inserts Seymour*

[Tifa_Rox]

you recieve Sephiroth

*inserts Zac Efron*