The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[-_Ingus_-]

You get breast implant powder.

*inserts the guy who's sitting next to me*

[Xeim]

you get the guy sitting next to you's hair

*inserts catsup*

[Hannya]

you get 12 shillings

*inserts david hasselhoff*

[Georg Prime]

You receive nasty chest hair

*Inserts Yasmine Bleeth's swimsuit*

[Hannya]

you get an angry note telling you to stop throwing garbage in the vending machine

*inserts a hot chick*

[Pico]

LOL!

* put 100 coins *

[Hannya]

you get absolutely nothing, that horrable machine just ate your coins!

*inserts video relaxant*

[Cheesevixen]

You receive an on-topic thread post.

*Puts In One Hairless Nut*

[Hannya]

you got noise crush *dramatic megaman music*

*inserts trout yogurt*

[Lady Rika]

You get a note saying to quit putting unediable iteams in the vending machine! ^_^

*Inserts cheesy Poof, in the shape of clouds head*

[LostUtopian]

*you get a piece of ice* {snicker}

*inserts balthier's hankerchef*

[zell_dincht0808]

You get back a very soggy hankerchief

*inserts mouse*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve a mousepad

*inserts black nailpolish*

[zell_dincht0808]

you get the contents of the pot spilled out onto your nice shoes

*inserts chain*

[abarai renji]

you get a giant moomba.

*insert game boy*

[LostUtopian]

you get a Virtual Boy {sweet}

*inserts a nintendo power issue*

[Lady Rika]

You get a nintendo 64 (yay, old school)

*Inserts pokemon snap*

[Hannya]

A giant hand sprouts out of the machine and slaps you

*Inserts $300*

[Xeim]

you get some plastic coins

*inserts top hat*

[Lady Rika]

you get a used Tuxedo with a milk stain

*inserts plastic keyblade*

[Freedom]

You get a dagger

*inserts microphone*

[zell_dincht0808]

you get a jukebox

*inserts toy car*

[Hannya]

You get a monkey

*inserts a fresh summer ham*

[maxpower]

*You get a summer ham*
Inserts a slinky

[abarai renji]

you get a chair
*insert coin*

[LostUtopian]

You get a dollar {best exchange system ever!}

*inserts a moogle head*

[zell_dincht0808]

you get the moogle's left testicle..

*inserts pencil*

[maxpower]

*you get a sharpened pencil*
Inserts a jelly donut.

[Lady Rika]

You recieve the donunt hole! The rejected part of the donunt, congrads.

*You recieve Toms phone number from myspace! (lucky you) *

[maxpower]

*you receive instructions on how this thread works* Sorry sometimes you gotta pick on the n00bs.

Inserts left eyeball.