The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[abarai renji]

you get the movie of the book
*inserts wooden sword*

[Xeim]

I give you a note saying "Get me out of this damn thing!!! Its real stuffy!!! - your pissed off sister Xeim"

*stares out of the little slot that shoots out items*

[Yuuki]

You hit some randome guy in the head!

*inserts card in to give to Xiem that says "hi!"*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

You recieive some type of messege from me
*inserts some big purple dionsaur*

[Xeim]

god help all of you when I get out of here, I'm releasing my nonexistant bankai. Har, take that!!!

you get NOTHING!!! NOTHING!!!!

*glares at yuuki and yazoo*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

*slapps Xeim*
"what the hell is wrong with you?"
you nothing
*inserts coin*

[Xeim]

course I dont get anything I'm IN the DANG THING!!!!!

Oh, you've been wanting to do that for a while haven't you?? *reaches out and slaps yazoo*

i give you a FLAMING TORCH! have fun!!!!

*pouts*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

*pours gas on manhice and use tha flaming tourch to start it ablaze*
*gos to new vendor and inserts a coin*

[Xeim]

poooie. well, at least im out. hmph. im fire resistant. i've been burned in this thing enough times.

you get your hand bitten off

*inserts coin*

[lionheart01991]

you get the rotting corpses
"inserts phone*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

I spear your mom
*inserts coin*

[lionheart01991]

you get a phone card
*inserts computer*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a note it says no invisible mode for you
*insert your mom*

[Xeim]

you get locked up in a room with padded walls no windows and absolutely nothing sharp.

*inserts coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

IM NOT EMO
Copied off FF big brother
you get some random dude
*inserts waffle*

[Xeim]

question, whats up with the people here and dead things?? Its a little unerving.....

you get syrup.

*inserts (OMG) something dead (lol)*

[lionheart01991]

you get the living dead
*inserts resident evil*

[Xeim]

See? I'm telling you!! What is it with people and dead things???

you get a gun. Go 'KILL THINGS!'

*inserts Seymour (HES DEAD RIGHT?)*

[lionheart01991]

i like dead things
you get a rifle
*inserts zombie*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get 2 zombies
*insert KH 2*

[Chez Daja]

*you receive a slimy penis

...hahaha, just kidding.

You receiiiive... uhhh... Zell's pants? No, Zell's MUMS' pants. Yeah!


*inserts Doomtrain...somehow.

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

You get many bad staute aliments.
Inserts Omage Weapon*

[lionheart01991]

you get attacked
*inserts odins sword*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

You get lanced
*inserts coin*

[abarai renji]

you get a fishing rod
*inserts wii*

[Yuuki]

You get a bunch or Pepsi! (ten thousand cans to be exact...)

*puts a coin in*

[abarai renji]

you get a car battery
*inserts coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get the same thing
*inserts car battery*

[abarai renji]

you get a giant piece of chocolate
*inserts baseball*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a blitzball
*inserts coin*