The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Exxdeath666]

U get the Void as it sucks the overrated "hero" into its empty abyss...

*inserts Big Bird*

[Bleachfangirl]

(Um, okay...)
You get an ugly chocobo that talks in a voice that is amazingly similar to Big Bird's.

*inserts two gil and a grenade*

[Exxdeath666]

U get Arnold Schwarzzenegger who yells to you upon release "GET EEN DUH CHOPPUH!!!"

*inserts gilgamesh model...*

[little.miss.VIOLENT]

you get a vegnagun action figure

*inserts atomic bomb set to explode in 5.....4....3...2..*

[Exxdeath666]

... 1. GIANT EXPLOSION!!! Everyone around the machine dies, 'cept me; I iz immortalz.

*throws a double-sided coin into the crater that used to be the vending machine*

[Darkwolf]

you get a bigger explosion, nuke-sized. and you got killed in the process
*throws phoenix down*
*inserts new machine*
*inserts coin*

[HUNK]

you get two sided coin from the Dark Knight.

*inserts white materia*

[Exxdeath666]

U get the light of judgment up your @$$!!!

*Inserts Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Season 1*

[Meier Link]

hand reaches out and slaps you with a styles doll

::inserts vodka and coke mixture athat I am currently drinking::

[Exxdeath666]

U get Jecht, who is still hung over from yesterday's party in Zanarkand...

*inserts the milk of power!*

[Meier Link]

You get a pregnant wife that has violent mood swings and weird food cravings

::inserts a random STD::

[little.miss.VIOLENT]

you get a CD with the "AIDS" song from Team America

*inserts WMD*

[Meier Link]

You get me! (sorry the acyronem matches my initials haha.)

::inserts a lady bug::

[little.miss.VIOLENT]

you get attacked by an australian wood-boring beetle, imported straight from the daintree rainforest in cairns (google them - they're dangerous!)

*inserts toothpick*

[Meier Link]

::beetle runs back into machine chasing the wooden tooth pick::

You get a used string of dental floss.

::inserts coffee cup::

[Exxdeath666]

U get Ben Stein, who lets out the most annoying sound in the universe: JIHHDIUHIUDGFFRDCSDSYTDGVCYSFDRDSFCXTCXXYCFSRSYTSD SEWHHHHDD$R%!!!

*moons whatever is inside the machine*

[little.miss.VIOLENT]

a mechanical boot comes out of the machine and kicks yu up the ass

*inserts jalapeno*

[HUNK]

You get a jalapeno.....ON A STICK!

*inserts holy knight action figure*

[Lunasa]

I died of the Jeff Dunham joke.

You receive 15 Paladins.

*Inserts Meier and Paladins*

[Meier Link]

You get an I.O.U. one revive redemable at all magic shops when you come in the door.

::inserts master summon materia::

[Exxdeath666]

U get Bahamut, who launches a Megaflare at you. Fortunately Kuja shields you from it, so you're safe. So is Kuja.

*inserts breffmints*

[little.miss.VIOLENT]

you get a diet coke and mentos bomb. it will explode in exactly 1055393542005775354542123577 minutes

*inserts a monkey*

[Dark Squall]

You got a horny caveman ...Good luck

*Insert horny Oprah and the ass of Paris Hilton*...You better make this one pervert ppl.

[little.miss.VIOLENT]

long time, no post........

you get slapped in the face by the VM

*inserts chicken balls*

[HUNK]

You recieve sad chicken. (thanks for finally getting this started again)

*Inserts my dual swords*

[Exxdeath666]

U get the Exxdeath666 Worldbreaker! (2605 with 515 Dragon Element)

*inserts Roeas*

[HUNK]

[QUOTE=Exxdeath666;1184973] (2605 with 515 Dragon Element)

QUOTE]

HOLY SH**!

You recive a note stating: "OMG U DONT GET NOTHING (SAD FACE) "

*Inserts Cloud's hair gel*

[Exxdeath666]

U get a cement mixer! HAHUAHAUHAHHAHAUHAHAA!!!!

*inserts joker card*

[HUNK]

You recieve Pencil that "MAGICALLY" Dissapears....you dead now.

*inserts your finger*

[little.miss.VIOLENT]

you get kicked in the face by me, and your head falls off.

*inserts H.U.N.K's head*