Out rolls Squall's phallis.
-Inserts Death-
you get a fake zodiac spear
puts cids head in
Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat... all we know is, he's called the Stig
Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say he isn't machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Out rolls Squall's phallis.
-Inserts Death-
The heart is nature's metronome, it counts seconds into miliseconds and even smaller. It beats with time, perpetually; how such a calculating organ became the symbol of love is a mystery to me.
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Моя семья
My Bot slicing Brother, Zero
Receives life, it's a circle.
*Inserts coins*
My TFF Family
PM me if you want to become part of my airship riding family, The Red Wings.
*You receive one of Squall's organs*
*Inserts a preacher*
Proud and awesome member the FF cult!
You recive White Mage.
*inserts thermal detnator*
Receive a Speical Edition Highwind 1/24" die cast scale model
*inserts a coin*
You receive...Nothing
*Inserts a potion*
Proud and awesome member the FF cult!
You get broken shards of glass and liquid that is presumably healing potion.
*inserts coin*
You receive an old lady's jaw!
*Inserts Tidus*
Proud and awesome member the FF cult!
you receive a popped blitzball
::inserts kefka::
Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"
We will fight, we will be strong
Together we're marching on
United, we move as one
Our finest hour has just begun
Philmore - Our Finest Hour
Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?My awards:
You receive a toy that resembles Kefka's power
*Inserts jar of sweat*
Proud and awesome member the FF cult!
you receive hojos swimsuit
::inserts master all materia::
Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"
We will fight, we will be strong
Together we're marching on
United, we move as one
Our finest hour has just begun
Philmore - Our Finest Hour
Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?My awards:
you get a gold chocobo statue
*inserts coin and falls asleep*
you receive an old man's teeth
*Inserts a remote controller*
Proud and awesome member the FF cult!
you get a broken PS3
::inserts chocobo egg::
Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"
We will fight, we will be strong
Together we're marching on
United, we move as one
Our finest hour has just begun
Philmore - Our Finest Hour
Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?My awards:
You get a dead baby chocobo.......
*puts coin in*
You get a Al-Bhed potion!!
*Inserts another vending machine*
Proud and awesome member the FF cult!
you get miniture vending machines about 103838208 of them to be exact
::inserts ribbon::
Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"
We will fight, we will be strong
Together we're marching on
United, we move as one
Our finest hour has just begun
Philmore - Our Finest Hour
Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?My awards:
you get all the status effects on you!
*Inserts Vaan's head*
Proud and awesome member the FF cult!
You get Vaans body
*Insert sephiroth... eventually*
You get Kadaj
*Inserts Basch's body*
Proud and awesome member the FF cult!
You get Noah
*insert fanboy*
You get raped by a big fat girl
*inserts a moogle*
Proud and awesome member the FF cult!
You get 50 gil!
*Inserts a katana*
Proud and awesome member the FF cult!
you get the treasure that was in tifas closet
::inserts mastered fire materia::
Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"
We will fight, we will be strong
Together we're marching on
United, we move as one
Our finest hour has just begun
Philmore - Our Finest Hour
Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?My awards:
You get a slug.
*inserts kitten*
[ Spaghetti ] - [ Petition for FFVIII Remake ] - [ Lily's LiveJournal ]
"Everything dies."
Sig and av are, as usual, made by me.
STOCK IMAGE
Member of the FF Cult.TFF Family, Quotes and Awards:
This signature was last accurate circa 2010. Keeping for posterity/lols.
you get a megaphone
::inserts green beer:: (sorry ive got the holiday spirit!)
Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"
We will fight, we will be strong
Together we're marching on
United, we move as one
Our finest hour has just begun
Philmore - Our Finest Hour
Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?My awards:
You get black beer.
*inserts roadkill*
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