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    some say............ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine The Stig's Avatar
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    you get a fake zodiac spear

    puts cids head in
    Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat... all we know is, he's called the Stig

    Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

    Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

    Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

    Some say he isn't machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

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    The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Momo Mastermind's Avatar
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    Out rolls Squall's phallis.

    -Inserts Death-
    The heart is nature's metronome, it counts seconds into miliseconds and even smaller. It beats with time, perpetually; how such a calculating organ became the symbol of love is a mystery to me.
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    The Ace Pilot and Cap'n The Final Fantasy Vending Machine FF Ace Cid's Avatar
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    Receives life, it's a circle.

    *Inserts coins*
    My TFF Family
    My Yaoi crazed sister Bleachfangirl. My evil vampiric sister Anathematized Anachronism. My random exchange student staying with my family, Xeim. . My Bot slicing brother Novacrash. My ever changing niece Athna Loveil.. My insane Gaara fanatic niece Tiger Lily. My loving sister Ekimeinna. My Quincy Co-Pilot Storm. My son, Savior of the Damned.
    My airship flying man in the air utd fan cousin, Sir Alex Ferguson. My sort of insane, out of his mind cousin, Silver. My Queen-obsessed Zico-loving cousin FF Guru. My FF crazed brother Flash. My disturbed and distraught brother Fishie. My Godsmack addicted brother Demon Hunter. My ickle sister xXViviXx. My old school free styling cousin, Pablo Honey. My Cousin most likely to get their hand replaced by a pen, Aerif. My highwind 'barkeep' friend, Unknown Entity. My fighting game loving cousin, Rocky. My FFVII Matey on starboard brother, SecretWeapon. My Pokémon-obsessed sister, Refieth. My FF trivia master cousin, Phantom. My FF VIII obsessed cousin, Craven.


    PM me if you want to become part of my airship riding family, The Red Wings.



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    Jumps in and out of the window The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Riddler's Avatar
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    *You receive one of Squall's organs*

    *Inserts a preacher*

    Proud and awesome member the FF cult!

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    Registered User The Final Fantasy Vending Machine HUNK's Avatar
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    You recive White Mage.

    *inserts thermal detnator*

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    Receive a Speical Edition Highwind 1/24" die cast scale model

    *inserts a coin*

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    You receive...Nothing

    *Inserts a potion*

    Proud and awesome member the FF cult!

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    You get broken shards of glass and liquid that is presumably healing potion.

    *inserts coin*

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    You receive an old lady's jaw!

    *Inserts Tidus*

    Proud and awesome member the FF cult!

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    you receive a popped blitzball

    ::inserts kefka::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
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    Jumps in and out of the window The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Riddler's Avatar
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    You receive a toy that resembles Kefka's power

    *Inserts jar of sweat*

    Proud and awesome member the FF cult!

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    you receive hojos swimsuit

    ::inserts master all materia::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    Lone Wolf The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Darkwolf's Avatar
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    you get a gold chocobo statue

    *inserts coin and falls asleep*

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    Jumps in and out of the window The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Riddler's Avatar
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    you receive an old man's teeth

    *Inserts a remote controller*

    Proud and awesome member the FF cult!

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    you get a broken PS3

    ::inserts chocobo egg::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    You get a dead baby chocobo.......

    *puts coin in*

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    Jumps in and out of the window The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Riddler's Avatar
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    You get a Al-Bhed potion!!

    *Inserts another vending machine*

    Proud and awesome member the FF cult!

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    you get miniture vending machines about 103838208 of them to be exact

    ::inserts ribbon::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    you get all the status effects on you!

    *Inserts Vaan's head*

    Proud and awesome member the FF cult!

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    The joke is far too true The Final Fantasy Vending Machine loner-kid's Avatar
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    You get Vaans body

    *Insert sephiroth... eventually*

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    You get Kadaj

    *Inserts Basch's body*

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    The joke is far too true The Final Fantasy Vending Machine loner-kid's Avatar
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    You get Noah

    *insert fanboy*

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    You get raped by a big fat girl

    *inserts a moogle*

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    Only plays for sport Unknown Entity's Avatar
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    you get half of it back

    *inserts a ring*


    "I used to be active here like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
    >>>------------->

    Suddenly... clutter.:

    Me and the lovely Joey is two cheeky chimpmonks, we is. Because TFF cousins can still... do stuff. ; )



    Quotes to have a giggle at.:

    Quote Originally Posted by Bleachfangirl
    I'm none too scary really. Just somewhat violent...
    Quote Originally Posted by MSN Convo
    Gemma the friggin' Entity. says:
    ^^;
    brb
    Bleachie says:
    Kay
    ...*runs around with a stick*
    I AM SPARTACUS!!!
    Hm, no one's here...
    TIME TO PARTY!
    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Gemma the friggin' Entity. says:
    back
    Bleachie says:
    DARN IT
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe
    Now that we've apparently discussed wanting to see each other sleep with a game character... how goes?

    All my banners are now done by me! Soon, I will be great! Muwahahahaha... ha... eck! *coughs* ...ha!
    Biggest fan of Peanut Butter created by The Xeim and Halie Peanut Butter Corporation ^^



    Warning free for over eight years. Feels good.

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    You get 50 gil!

    *Inserts a katana*

    Proud and awesome member the FF cult!

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    Only plays for sport Unknown Entity's Avatar
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    gets a gunblade

    *inserts book*


    "I used to be active here like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
    >>>------------->

    Suddenly... clutter.:

    Me and the lovely Joey is two cheeky chimpmonks, we is. Because TFF cousins can still... do stuff. ; )



    Quotes to have a giggle at.:

    Quote Originally Posted by Bleachfangirl
    I'm none too scary really. Just somewhat violent...
    Quote Originally Posted by MSN Convo
    Gemma the friggin' Entity. says:
    ^^;
    brb
    Bleachie says:
    Kay
    ...*runs around with a stick*
    I AM SPARTACUS!!!
    Hm, no one's here...
    TIME TO PARTY!
    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Gemma the friggin' Entity. says:
    back
    Bleachie says:
    DARN IT
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe
    Now that we've apparently discussed wanting to see each other sleep with a game character... how goes?

    All my banners are now done by me! Soon, I will be great! Muwahahahaha... ha... eck! *coughs* ...ha!
    Biggest fan of Peanut Butter created by The Xeim and Halie Peanut Butter Corporation ^^



    Warning free for over eight years. Feels good.

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    you get the treasure that was in tifas closet

    ::inserts mastered fire materia::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    Amor fati. The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Tiger Lily's Avatar
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    You get a slug.

    *inserts kitten*

    [ Spaghetti ] - [ Petition for FFVIII Remake ] - [ Lily's LiveJournal ]

    "Everything dies."
    Sig and av are, as usual, made by me.
    STOCK IMAGE

    TFF Family, Quotes and Awards:

    {My TFF Family}

    Froggie, Rocco, Craven, Cilla
    Beanie, Martin, Fishie,
    Bleachie, Xeim, Omega



    Because we're clones.

    Classic Quotes:
    George: oh these ff people got tactics
    Rachel: Yes. Final Fantasy Tactics. *shot*

    Callum: why have you got a slurred russian swear word in your pm
    Callum: khoi is practically the biggest insult you could ever give anyone lol
    Rocco: Does he know it's a fish?

    ON A RANDOM BIMBO
    Cilla: She needs a reality check.
    Rachel says: She is a kissass.
    Cilla: She really is.
    Rachel says: Her personality annoys me. D:
    Cilla says: Her name annoys me.
    Rachel says: She is stupid. xD
    Cilla says: She has herpes, I reckon.

    Bean: Irvine could go for a walk in NORG's ass.


    TFF owning Morons:

    George:
    OKAY HERE WE GO
    ANN WHY ARNT U AT WORK BY NOW IT PAST 8 AND UR LATE FOR UR HOOKER SHIFT
    ROCCO BL IN ENGLISH TEACHER....ULL PROBS BE LIKE GRADE1 TEACHER
    Rach....Enough said
    [^ win!!]

    Rocco: WE WIN x infinity.


    Rocco is straight, but has awful timing:

    ON DAVID TENNANT
    Rocco: I swear, if I ever see him, I'll steal him and shove him in my cupboard.
    Rocco: Lovingly, of course.
    Rocco: And we can get married in the TARDIS. *0*
    Rocco: IT PERSONIFIES HIM! SEX ON LEGS!
    Rocco: <333333
    Rocco: *fangirl squeal*

    Nathan: Did you just come out of the closet?
    Rocco: Oh, yeah.

    ON THE VIAGRA-MAN
    Rocco says: You can change your DP as well.
    Rocco says: Even though that man is incredibly sexy.

    Froggie: Rocco.
    Froggie: You need to be bisexual.
    Rocco: I am.


    Member of the FF Cult.

    This signature was last accurate circa 2010. Keeping for posterity/lols.

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    you get a megaphone

    ::inserts green beer:: (sorry ive got the holiday spirit!)
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    You get black beer.

    *inserts roadkill*

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