Farewell, Lieutenant Key. You were an excellent officer and a dear friend. Who would have thought that sending you to repair a breach in the warp core would lead to your untimely demise at the huge, immaculate claws of a wild space yeti. However, it is because of your sacrifice that we all continue to live on. And though your body and red uniform may be battered and bloody, much like your spirit it will never be broken. May you rest peacefully among the stars, especially this class O super giant we are going to eject your body into for purposes of easy cremation because in the future we're pretty economic. You will be sorely missed.
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