Do you have what it takes to be a bastard? Can you find in the depths of your soul the foulest of of foul, despicable, ornery, irrevocably bad intentions of a human heart? Can you prove it to us? Well, here you will try to convince Vile, Unlimited that you can. Directions: Post something creatively dastardly. We(?) will decide if it was an awesome enough effort or not. Operators are standing by... don't hold the phone too close to the ear, in case of soul snatching through the phone. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom