Try Outs for Dog Kicking (Vile, Unlimited Application thread)

[Kyreaan]

I was looking through the Social Groups, and VU was among the first I wanted to check out. Oh, look. Someone likes Cradle of Filth, a Black Metal band that isn't even Norwegian or Swedish. You should check out Pages of Tragedy - the official Theatre of Tragedy website.

Why did I like Vile, Unlimited? Oh, it's because I enjoy going straight to the source of latest games and ruining the chance of some Admin getting a game announcement out there and ticking people off when they realize my source is written all in Japanese and the games I am putting out there probably won't even see the NA region because it's a Japanese exclusive. Yep, I'm a basterd. Then, I like cloning their graphics for personal use while storing pics in a way that prevents me from getting sued and tease everyone around because it might be a game they'll never play.

I also have a complementary lemon, ZestSmilie, for each member of VU should I join. It's in the form of a smilie that will probably never see the light of day on TFF unless you find creative ways to place it into your posts and VMs since it has many different applications. I was not the author, and therefore, ripped it off for gardening purposes.

Speaking of gardening, that was my main reason for coming! My super duper dark plan is something I would like to discuss in group...in Kyreaan's Gardening Tips! I would also like to talk about how one would aspire to be like the best gardener in the world.

*Puts on black robes and holy miter, stands up with arms pointed up and forward*

All Hail Jennifer Garner!

*Puts away black robes and holy miter, sits down*

I will discuss, when I have time, the how to's on making fall out shelters and nice looking lawns as well as clipping bonsai trees and making your own pottery. This will be necessary as I will also be discussing 'Pluto's Kiss' and what it means to you and VU. If you don't know what that is, we can talk about it later while I start dodging Helba (Andromeda). I swear she's going to drop out of nowhere one of these days.