Try Outs for Dog Kicking (Vile, Unlimited Application thread)

I remember ToroMor since you mentioned it. I'm impressed with the attitude towards BoD. They remind me of one of the rival gangs in the cult classic The Warriors. I'm not sure why right now. It's probably because I'm a big fan of that classic. Is this guy getting in or am I going to walk the beat while my DJ lady gives a shout out while I try to make it to the beach only to find out no one really wants to fight me?

Lucid is in, it has been decided. I will ask the Andromeda to give you permissions, and give you access to the Vile, Unlimited club. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

I'm more badass because I didn't even need to post in this thread to join. I just had to ask. xP

And hey! There's nothing wrong with RPing. It's just writing collab stories, that's all. You're not "pretending" to do anything. It's writing a story, but I digress. xP

All I'm saying is that the only virgins the BoD violated were likely their blow up dolls (assuming they didn't buy used ones on discount), cheap beer doesn't strike me as being blood or some kind of rare ale and I bet the closest thing to a real weapon most have wielded was a kitchen utensil of some variety.

...and they probably come up with overrated poser bands that use human bones from someone they didn't even kill for their own half-done effigy for use on stage. They probably believe Cradle of Filth is a Black Metal band when they're not even Norwegian. They're bloody British! I'm also betting they don't even realize the full power or even the knowledge thereof a band called Theatre of Tragedy, which actually is Norwegian! I'm saying it again! They are also probably lacking the intelligence to perform proper Necrorites when hosting a party on an unsurveillanced resting site, sipping on mead or a mix concocted by a different house at a renaissance fair while they wouldn't even realize that the guy who is beating 5 out of 6 people in fencing is quietly watching and then later types away on message virtual boards under the user name Kyreaan.

Edit: and I still don't go to renaissance fairs; I went to one after sword training with former old friends.

Well they were entertaining at least. I really didn't care for most of their members, but I did like ToroMor and Nin`.
I kinda miss being referred to as "Lucy" by him, even though I know it was a completely sarcastic pet name. lol

Then, it is official. Your name in Vile, Unlimited at least said by me is Luci.

Ps. Luci.

btw Luci, Andromeda tells me you should have access to the forum now. I forgot to tell you. I would say I'm sorry, but we're supposed to be evil or something in this club, so stick it up your rear, or whatever! Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

Argh! Only ToroMor has permission to call me that!

@Telegraph: Okay, thanks...er...stick it up your own!

But Luci, is not doing things without being permitted to do so the very essence of evil?

Yes, but so is ripping your body apart piece by piece. ;)
But then again, I haven't inflicted a decent mind rape lately, so...

...Are you trying to seduce me?!

Not unless you're a masochist.

But thanks for that amusing response.
It's not everyday that someone asks if I'm trying to seduce them when I talk about dismembering them or violating their mind. ;)

Even better, I'm a sadomasochist =D

And I thought you might enjoy that XD.

Are you trying to seduce me now? ;)

Eh, I suppose watching the RP section get trolled or something could be evil... or at least slightly funny or something.

Welcome Lucy.

Hmph! Now you're just doing that on purpose. :shake:

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Originally Posted by Lucid

Are you trying to seduce me now? ;)

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That depends... If I were, would it be working?

Wow. Listen to you two. Here's another idea. Here's a couple of gloves while the rest of us just watch. It'll be better than watching the RP area lately.

:shake::shake::boxing::shake::shake:

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Originally Posted by Heartless Angel

That depends... If I were, would it be working?

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Hah! It'll take a lot more than that to impress me.
Though the last person who impressed me ended up being killed by me in battle. *Sigh*
And just when it was getting really good too...

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Originally Posted by Kyreaan

Wow. Listen to you two. Here's another idea. Here's a couple of gloves while the rest of us just watch. It'll be better than watching the RP area lately.

:shake::shake::boxing::shake::shake:

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Gloves? Think about who you're talking to here.

Alright, guys, I can appreciate some banter between each other, but this is an application thread. So please keep it to a minimum. You do have your forum for this sort of stuff as well. ^^

Thank you.

So tell me where and how I'm suppose To get this sign up form to join the vile club of wicked thngs?

Read the first post. The only instructions/form there is is to "Post something dastardly."
So um...

Go nuts. Lol.