The Old Skool Cult of Kefka, bitches!

**LocoColt04** · 01-07-2005, 03:23 AM

(You can see why I defected from the "Bringers of Light" club. They were just too hardcore goody goody for me. Freaked me out.)

Why certainly. You = IN. I'd love to hear some of your opinions on... stuff. And I'd also like to see you post in a few more threads around the FFVI section. Just because I said so.

Anywho, as far as a current topic goes (because any comments you have on that thread I linked can be posted in that thread... *HINT*), I'll let ToroMor come up with something new. I always let the new guy (or girl) get us back on track.

I used a lot of parenthesis in this post. Yikes.

Currently Playing:
FFIIIj, The Sims 2

edit:

Originally Posted by ToroMor in the thread about the different gaming generations

Maybe I should apply in the Old Skool club. Anyways.

Heh, I hadn't noticed that when I first read your post in that thread. Nice. ^_^;;

**ToroMor** · 01-07-2005, 06:02 AM

Boa, quick response Loco. I'm in! *mad whistling*

First, some questions flashed through my mind. I really want to know:
- Did anyone of you ever beat Pandoras Box from Phantasy Star 2?
- Does anyone have experience with RPGMaker or played RPGMaker games?

And for a topic, how about "masturbating to crappy 8bit grafx"?
Did you ever? Do you still? Favorites?
I remember those idiotic japanese manga porn cartridges on the NES (was it hentai?).
Here's a C64 link, perhaps you just visited it?
Great site imo. I was in my puberty at that time so... hehe.

EDIT: unfortunately, I played FFVI a couple of years ago and forgot a lot of details. I want to play it again with my wife on the PS but she's busy with Zelda at the moment.

**Dawezy** · 01-07-2005, 06:31 PM

Only shit of a thing is, that Gif is running so much slower then I set the timing for in the Animator. If you have your own Gif Animator (use the one i do, Gimani Gif Movie Gear -> I can provide some err... "codes" for you

.. for an older version then what they have though.) to experience the TRUE speed of the animation, you'll be impressed and Yo, ive already replied to that thread w/ the FFVI n00b conversation. Was snickering when i submitted it.

Welcome to the mess hall, Toro, Hail to you too

Do I really need to list what games im playing? Im sure that you all could take a safe punt at it. XD

Also, what do you think I could make the next animation about neh? more-so *who* I could make it about, gives me something to fill in the gap between me playing FFIV, eating, playing Silent Hill 3, watching a DVD, checking out Hentai, blasting Winamp, playing FFIV.. err.. wait I already mentioned that one

**Juice** · 01-07-2005, 09:55 PM

me me me me me ME! lol xD make one about me dawez ^_^
make sure it inclueds all the good things in life: Beer, porn, anime.... hmmm, yeh thats about all the requirerments lol. and ofcourse all you lovely-sexy-dirty young gentlemen xD

SPANK ME XD

**Scorpian** · 01-08-2005, 12:08 AM

*spanks Vi...Juice muchly and enjoys self verily whilest doing so* XD
Was it good for you too?

Now before i'm killed By our Minster de Evilness heh I must say that the gif freeekin owns! Haw! Whilest I have no ideas for the next one...except that it must involve me and the poster above me....oh..and i guess the rest of you can make cameo's at the end...I have no other ideas at the moment. heh Welcome to the fresh meat, Report to ZRO for your Hazing XD

Cheers!

**LocoColt04** · 01-08-2005, 06:18 AM

Originally Posted by ToroMor

First, some questions flashed through my mind. I really want to know:
- Did anyone of you ever beat Pandoras Box from Phantasy Star 2?
- Does anyone have experience with RPGMaker or played RPGMaker games?

Actually, I've yet to play Phantasy Star 2, so it's safe to say that I haven't. Also, I've used RPGMaker2k, and I had some fun with it. Probably put together a decent... eh, half hour of gameplay? It took me four weeks to do it though. I hate to admit it, but I scrapped the project and haven't messed with the program since. I guess I just don't have the patience for it.

Oh, and I can't say that I've ever whacked off to 8bit pornos.

Originally Posted by Juice

SPANK ME XD

Getting a little raunchy, are we?

I like raunchy.

By the way, both of you, which characters do you want to represent you in our animations? I'll post the list that I've got written on a note card in my laptop case sitting about six feet from here just so you don't have to scroll up the screen. I'm gonna throw together a little something (avatar, if it's small enough; banner otherwise) and squeeze everyone who's claimed a character into it, so I'd like to have as many of you as I can.

yours truly: FFVI Sabin
Dawezy: FFIV DK Cecil (custom black)
Jintatsu: FFI Black Mage (custom black)
Psiko: FFI Red Mage
Scorp: FFIIIj Ninja (custom blue)
ZRO: FFIIIj Knight

**Juice** · 01-08-2005, 06:26 PM

youse be forgetting me Loco ^_^ I put'tins my name down for Faris yes? cuz she has pink hair likes me xD (well did anyway)

and you can spank me anytime you like scorp baby xD

oh and a spankishly good hello to the new boy ^_^ but...

"masturbating to crappy 8bit grafx"?

you scare me muchly.... cuz i am so very very innocent, and my widdle brainy hurts when you talk of such nasty nasty things O_O
.... nah i lied, but the point stands that i can't say ive ever done it... (which reminds me, dawez i wanna see some hentei, care 2 point me in the right direction

)

currently playing:
*Diablo I: Now this for me is very old skool, so very... well... old. and a hell of a lot harder than the second one thats for sure.
*Half Life 2: ****ing hell ive been so impressed by this game. Im not really the one playing it, but i sit behind my brother and watch him... (Im a back-seat gamer lol) I like all the puzzles, and i leave all the killin up to him. tip-****ing-top game lads.

**LocoColt04** · 01-10-2005, 04:41 AM

Ah, I remember you asking for Faris sprites, but I didn't just go ahead and assume that's who you wanted. *writes down* Yeah, I've got the full set, so no worries there. Like Dawezy was also asking (and you never answered)... got any specific class in mind?

I'd like to see this pink hair of yours. Sounds rather sexy, if you ask me.

Now just waiting on ole ToroMor (and everyone else around here who seems to have fallen off the face of the earth and/or TFF). Until then, I'm just gonna come up with a script and then squeeze cameo appearances out of anyone else who decides to show up.

Currently Playing:
Magic: The Gathering
(yes, the card game, it's what I did for like... hours this weekend whilst at Chad's)

**ToroMor** · 01-10-2005, 01:29 PM

The ole Toro IS HERE *yells Loco in his left ear*

Ey, guess the 8 bit porn wanking wasn't that much of an uber topic. Anyway. So you will never know what I did with my C64 when I was 14 *tries to look offended*

Btw I'm currently playing FFX-2 but with little interest. And I waste my time in late night drunk counterstrike LAN parties. I recently finished FFVIII for the 2nd time just to see if Omega was really that hard. No he wasn't. With only 3 hero drinks I beat him with Cloud alone.

One more question: was anyone of you so freakinly insane to get the pink tail?

For the animgifs: I really think there should be hentai involved. At least some schoolgirl panties, titties and such. And X-Death. Damn, without Dawezy I would claim the dark knight as my sprite. Can I have X-Death instead? If I ever have the time I will try and make an animgif for you to look at it and have a splendid defecation.

One more stupid question: did anyone play "advanced dungeons and dragons" on the Intellivision? It's still on my list but I never played it.

**Dawezy** · 01-10-2005, 03:10 PM

Hooboy, Juice is gonna love me for this one.

..and Scorp, for being the whip-er.

XD

http://www.geocities.com/thedawezy/O...eahbaby-01.gif

Why is the theme that? well, Juice has always been into the S&M XD so i figured it was appropriate.

As for an Ex-Death sprite, well eh, there aren't any like... character sprites to speak of (i.e. anything like, Cecil, has a whole range.. as does Kain, Rosa, etc.).. infact, he only has about 3 sprites. So... make another pick? ^^

Originally Posted by teh Loco

yours truly: FFVI Sabin
Dawezy: FFIV DK Cecil (custom black)
Jintatsu: FFI Black Mage (custom black)
Psiko: FFI Red Mage
Scorp: FFIIIj Ninja (custom blue)
ZRO: FFIIIj Knight

Scorp - FFI Ninja, too much fuckin round with the FFIIIj Ninja. Well, not really, i could customize it in about 2 minutes but im a lazy bastard ^.^

**Psiko** · 01-10-2005, 03:57 PM

OMFG that was great! Classic, my good man! That one will go down into the hall of fame!

*Stabbity*

I am...THE RED MAGE...OF DOOM!

*Pose*

*Vanish*

[/spam]

Currently Playing:

Madden 2004
Final Fantasy Tactics
Magic: The Gathering

**Jin** · 01-10-2005, 04:10 PM

lmao Dawezy, that is so awesome! XDDD
keep this shit comming, it's pure gold.
Next you need to make one capable of digging Zro out of whatever hole he fell into o.O XD

currently playing:
FF3
ADOM

**LocoColt04** · 01-10-2005, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by ToroMor

For the animgifs: I really think there should be hentai involved. At least some schoolgirl panties, titties and such. And X-Death. Damn, without Dawezy I would claim the dark knight as my sprite. Can I have X-Death instead? If I ever have the time I will try and make an animgif for you to look at it and have a splendid defecation.

Like Dawes said, you'll have to make another choice. Unless you really want to be the lifeless blob of a sprite that never serves any point in any of the animations except to sit there and be a lifeless blob.

And you'd best believe there would be more provacative animations around here... if it weren't against the rules. We don't exactly have any intentions of being kicked out, or having our avatar and signature priviledges removed. So no... no sex with sprites.

Speaking of ZRO, I saw him somewhere last night. Maybe on one of those messaging programs... I was tired and going to sleep (it was six in the morning for me), so I didn't take time to investigate. *shrug* Whatever.

**Scorpian** · 01-10-2005, 09:30 PM

*falls completly backward out his chair laughing his ass OFFFF!!*

cept for the stabby part...OMFG that's great shit mate!!!

"WERE DOOMED I TELL YOU!" rofl!

ahhhh...Dawez..if you wanna spice that up even more...you don't have to put it here just send it to me eh? ;-)

As for FFIIIj...LC has that in his brain...DON"T listen to him!! FF1 nin looks ALOT better imo, so don't change ( unles he bullies you into it )

Zro Lives?! Holy ****..will wonders never cease?!

Juice...*4,000,000 glomps just cuz

*

**LocoColt04** · 01-10-2005, 09:37 PM

*erases FFIIIj off of notecard*

What? Huh? I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Anywho, yeah, I remember seeing him on AIM, now that I've thought about it. But he's not exactly there right now... so umm... yeah, I've got the perfect idea. You're all gonna love it. I'll be sure to put the animation up as soon as I make it.

**Juice** · 01-11-2005, 02:58 AM

Hooboy, Juice is gonna love me for this one.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha XD XD XD ****ing hell dawez, that is bloody classic! ^_^ i wuv you i do!!! lol
oOooOoOOOoo Scorpy baby, tie me up and whip me again! xD~

oh, my drunk mate Dan says G'day lol *shrugs* ^_^
Not hittin it myself tonight mind you cuz i got food poisoning

lol hoping im all better mind you by sunday to go see the cricket! Yeh baby! BOOYA lol

hehehe, still laughing dawez ^_^ Mwha!

Currently playing:
FFVIII: Speaks for itself kinda heh

**LocoColt04** · 01-11-2005, 03:11 AM

Okay, I've got the plotline all figured out... and once I touch up some of the dialogue, I can get to work actually making the damn thing. Which I'll do when I get offline. In probably less than an hour.

Me = feeling devious right about now.

Currently Playing:
FFXI

**Dawezy** · 01-11-2005, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by ToroMor

And for a topic, how about "masturbating to crappy 8bit grafx"?
Did you ever? Do you still? Favorites?
I remember those idiotic japanese manga porn cartridges on the NES (was it hentai?).
Here's a C64 link, perhaps you just visited it?
Great site imo. I was in my puberty at that time so... hehe.

Hehehehehe, im loving that site. *saves images*

Last night just fucking sucked for me too, I should add. I was RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of typing up a new article (that im going to add to meh site) but low and behold.. BOOM! Blackout.

I was about half-way through it and the power went out, more the fool me for not constantly saving the document. >< DAMN YOU ENERGEX! (power company) they actually *had* some work so they should've fixed it quicker I say! About 1 hour 10 mins later the power was restored but I had to do the document alllll over again -.-. On another note I was just shown an animation by Loco about ZRO and his disappearing act so heh -> I'll work my magic over the next few days and see what I come up with, ive been trying to find a damn patch somewhere so I can play Leasure Suit Larry again as the LSL1-VGA version works but the sound doesnt wanna kick in. Gotta send Sierra an email about it as it'd be a prime project for their fanbase I can assure you.

Im not wearing any pants, and I finished Star Wars Jedi Knight : Jedi Academy last night.. hooah!

....wait, I do have pants on. Damnit.

**ToroMor** · 01-12-2005, 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by Dawezy

...ive been trying to find a damn patch somewhere so I can play Leasure Suit Larry again as the LSL1-VGA version works but the sound doesnt wanna kick in...

I have LSL1 for the Atari ST (.st file). Want it?

**lolosky** · 01-12-2005, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by LocoColt04

Now just waiting on ole ToroMor (and everyone else around here who seems to have fallen off the face of the earth and/or TFF). Until then, I'm just gonna come up with a script and then squeeze cameo appearances out of anyone else who decides to show up.

*cameo guest appearance* BEWARE BIATCHS *end cameo then rapes Cesar and groinkicks Jintatsu*

So yeah, i was like, what the hell haven't i've done in TFF, i was in the MGS then Tantalus, then forum wars, then it was the Tony Danza Tap dance school, and much more and i remembered: I've never applied to the Old Skool freaks..... i mean, club

So hell yeah, here i am applying, catch my drift, ok now follow the lead and start the dance

So now as the appliance info goes off, i am blonde, pettite, but i am thinking of having a boob job, i like bikes gunmen and give blowjobs, i don't like TFF. *sexy look*

o.O

Originally Posted by LocoColt04

Currently Playing:
Magic: The Gathering

I would take you on it anyday Cesar.

**Dawezy** · 01-12-2005, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by ToroMor

I have LSL1 for the Atari ST (.st file). Want it?

Hmm... how will that kind of file help meh out? I got LSL -> LSL6 on a CD here, plus a few other goodies but they are the PC version, and the PC version is what I want brotha.

Oh, yeah, Lolosky, this counts as a semi-spam thread too

just dont take it too far.

**lolosky** · 01-12-2005, 02:45 PM

Like OMFGBBBQURPWNEDn00b!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!! KEFKA RULEZZZ

I got it, so am in or not?

BTW, this is where Toro belongs the most as he was the founder of the skool before it was even old, OLD GEEZER

**Scorpian** · 01-12-2005, 08:54 PM

oooook..I have no idea what this ^ is all about..so I'll just..get one with other more important things...like having my way with Juice! ;-)

*ties her up to a chair and begins the whippage!!*
"ha how do you like that!..oh..you want more eh?"
*Scorp begins to unbotton her top ""Transmission Interuppted cause there are virgin eyes on TFF and trust me..this IS explicit..and would take up the next two pages" slumps foward and cuddles Juicy*
'wow ...your amazing'

:-D

On another note...You made a zro gif LC?...Well..LET"S SEE it dammit all!!

Currently playing:
FFL...where are all you Bishes?! I'm the lone TFFer there...:/

**ToroMor** · 01-13-2005, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by Dawezy

Hmm... how will that kind of file help meh out? ..

ST Emulator? Just a suggestion. And good to read that at least someone appreciates C64 porn

Welcome, lolosky. Now let's mess up this threat. *Looks around* It was a JOKE ok?

I searched for an appropriate sprite but they don't fit - beh. If I ever have the time and am drunk enough I will try to build one.

**lolosky** · 01-13-2005, 07:29 AM

Toro, you can always use the dark elf from FFI, or Golbez sprites

, that's kinky

Me wants the sprite of Bartz as Blue Mage from FFV, me will kill for it, me wants to shag your mom o_O

i've been playing Prince of Persia the warrior within and i'm wondering whom of ye got to play the second game of the original PoP the one full of colors and the such, i never got it and am still searching for it. Anyone got it?

Curently playing:
Prince of Persia: The Warior Within

**Dawezy** · 01-13-2005, 02:48 PM

I'll upload the Sega Genesis version of Prince of Persia if you're really keen for it.

Or, considering the speed of my modem I should direct you to another site that has teh sweet (fing massive I should say) ROM listing, PoP is garunteed to be in there because its so damn huge. The ROM is 1Mb (Sega Genesis make) so there should be no probs.

EmuAsylum.com

And hot damn, this is my 7000th post.

BOOYAH!

**lolosky** · 01-13-2005, 03:49 PM

That's why i love the Dawez. Kinky enough to get it.

Anyhow, time for more old skoolking gaming: Carmen San Diego

God i hated that bitch, i chased her in space, in time, in USA, in Europe, even i my mom's underwear, but it was one of those games i just couldn't keep my hands away from the damn game, i needed to study hours for that shit(that's why i know so much about nothing interesting), i finished the games listed before:
- am i missing one?
- did you ever played it?
- do you hate the bitch as much as i do?
- do you think that secrets bureaus of the FBI/intergalactic police should have better hiding places than the basement of a building?

Still playing:
PoP: The Warrior Whithin

**Jin** · 01-13-2005, 08:08 PM

haha, I so remember those games. Pissed me off they did. I prefered the mario brothers version, "Mario's Missing". Now that's a ****ing old school game! Was certainly fun though.

And sorry that I havn't been on FFL too much lately scorp. Between studying for finals and doing homework, I don't have a lot of time. >.< I promise that I'll be on more after exams are over ok?

Currently playing:
The studying game...it ****ing sucks!

**LocoColt04** · 01-13-2005, 08:13 PM

*gets caught up*

No, I didn't make ZRO a sprite. What I've got is a secret. You can see it when I'm done. It'll become instant gold, and I'll force all of you to make it your avatar. Or not. But at least you'll know that I don't care if you do. That's always more fun anyway.

*adds lolosky to the list*

Currently Playing:
If Matt's on, I'll go be his bodyguard on FFXI
Otherwise, I'm eating dinner and then playing FFVI

**Juice** · 01-14-2005, 02:30 AM

hehehehe i like being drunk

lol sorry, i'll try and concentrate now ^_^

scop if you keep saying nauty things like that my boyfriend is gonna try n ban me from this evil site... where ""Scary Americans"" try and ""Crack onto me"" lmfao silly boy he is...

sorry if this is spam... trying to pay attentsion now...

um... i figured out which job faris would be if i was her... she;d be a ninja ^_^ cuz i think they are cool yuss... but i like her as "bare" shes more reconisable as bare than as a certain job class.... yess....

Mwha! to all my boys...!!!!! XD

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