Now why don't I do this FF-style? Hmmm...
Sorted Equipment First
Items
Tatty D. Blue Blouse
A tatty dark blue blouse imbued with the power of whatever I've spilt down it today.
Scraped Blue Square-Rimmed Glasses
No, I do not mean there are Chocobos around the rim.
L. Pink Trousers
Threadbare trousers resistant against Pokémon haters.
White Waistcoat-Type... Thing
A white waistcoaty thing from a faraway land.
Patchy D. Red Slippers
Patchy dark red slippers resistant against psychotic twin brothers.
Nintendo DS Lite- Silver
A silver handheld set apart from others by its dual screens, touch-sensitive controls, and all-round awesomeness. This one seems a little beat up...
Nintendo DS Lite- White
A white handheld... that's broken. Oh, well.
GBA- Purple
And to think this is what I call "retro".
Assorted DS Games
Ooh, look, here's Pokémon Diamond! And Pearl! FFCC: Ring of Fates! FFIII DS! And- Spyro: The Eternal Night?! Someone's been planting garbage in my wonderful game collection...
Assorted GBA Games
Da-da-da-da-daa-da-da-da-dada-da-da-daa-dah... yep, it's FFIV Advance! And Pokémon Ruby! And FR/LG! And look there, it's... FFVI Advance... next to Rayman?! There's a reason oppose rhymes with dispose... *points sword at Rayman* ...if Rayman's in your game collection, destroy it!
Assorted Game Boy/GBC Games
Pokémon Red, Blue & Yellow FTW! Pity thisCrystal is broken...
Zen Stone 1GB MP3 player
There's always a chance that monsters don't like FF music... right?
Assorted Pokémon TCG cards
Hey, if Setzer can do it...
Tons of Anime DVDs
After a long day's adventuring...
Ancient Laptop
Meh... It's years out of date, hardly works at all, no internet, no Paint Shop Pro, no manga...
Cheapo Biccies
Lidl's own Cheapo Biscuits. *chomp*
Feather Duster
Tickle the enemies into submission! Mwaha- etc.
Silly Bendy Rubber Sword
Stolen from my brother. Weaker than the knife Luneth starts with.
Mobile Phone
Hello, is this Mountain Rescue? I need you to get me off this mu-infested hill...
Various Toy Pokémon & Pokéballs
Charizard, I choose you! You can beat Bahamut, I know you can!
Anglepoise Lamp
It's not for light... *bong* *biff* *dooong* *whack*
My Socks (all of 'em)
Refieth used Bio! *animation: socks flying everywhere*
Assorted Old Cables/USBs/Chargers etc.
I have no idea what these used to power... but they sure as heck are great to climb with!
Microphone
If all else fails... my singing can easily kill.
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All of the above is carried in a Pikachu-shasped rucksack.
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