Ok, this may seem ever so OTT ... But I would be the Grand High Witch as portrayed my Anjelica Huston on Roald Dahl's ''The Witches.''
She is beautiful *pumps hair with hand* she is smart, and she can shoot purple (ny favourite colour) lasers out of her eyes!!
The reason why I would be this, is so that if any of the usual 'town centre' children in my village decide to cause a fuss and scream and shout because they are 'having so much fun' then I could blast them nice and crispy.
I don't have a thing against children, I work with them, but when you get the chavvy messes that run around here trying to act 18, then they deserve punishment
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