Weirdest place you had sex? (18+)

[RagnaToad]

So I was thinking about how kinky TFF is, and I just had to post this thread.

What are the weirdest or most unusual places you've had sex?

Mine would probably be just in the backyard, on the grass, and in a field, during a picknick.

What about you, TFF?

[Meier Link]

Since everyone has shyed away from this one I decided I would man up and respond.

1: At a park on a memorial bench.
2: In a garden shed (don't really remember this one but apparently it happened because I saw the pictures) during a party.
3: At the lake during 4th of July weekend. Maybe I should say in the lake, in the swimming area at around noonish and there were alot of people present. The pictures made it to the net. There was no nudity in it but you can deffinantly tell what was going on.
4: Not that it is really "sex" but it is sexual and my junk made a formal appearance and was caught on camera via a cell phone. On a couch in the middle of a party in the living room.

I am sure there are more but I will leave it at that for now.

[Sasquatch]

What are the weirdest or most unusual places you've had sex?

In the butt.

Wait, what?

Most unusual places ... Baghdad, Iraq. In a bunker. Or behind a bulldozer in the motor pool.

Or inside an M113 Armored Personnel Carrier during a military show.

Other than that ... my parents' living room floor -- long after I stopped living with them. That was a little weird.

[Pete]

My ex's grandparents house. Yup. Awkward.

I also got head from that same ex in MY grandmas vegetable garden. No euphemism. Just an outdoor hummer.

[Che]

In the bathroom at a party (sounds cliche and whorish but I was with my girlfriend and we were buzzed obviously and we just got really horny).

Also on a bunk bed with a couple below us doing it and a couple on the other side of the room in another bunk bed doing it.

[Jin]

My own bed. So few people are ever sexed up in that bed that it's weird as hell when it does happen.

[Block]

On a slide in a park at around 1 in the afternoon. On the roof of a hotel. Road head... pretty much every time we're taking more than an hour drive.

[Hyzenthlay]

On top of a rabbit hutch. Their screams will haunt me for the rest of my days. I actually can't remember how the situation came about. I wasn't drunk or anything, either.

Maybe I should see a memory specialist... Or maybe I've blocked it out...

[loaf]

On a trampoline is probably the only odd place....twice...

[Rocky]

In my mind...

;_;

[Josh_R]

1) The bathroom at my local Golden Corral
2) In a king sized bed. My buddy was doing a chick right beside me.
3) Behind a church
4) On a trampoline. Which is fun cause you can bounce and make your thrust twice as powerful.
5) It wasn't sex but I got head while driving. It was cool, except for when i hit bumps.

[classicgamer]

In the butt.

Wait, what?

That's what I thought of, ever since that blooper on the newlywed game.

[RamesesII]

We did a family do and went to our yearly show/fair that we have in town which is pretty big event seeing as we are one of the biggest inland towns and it is a country style thing attracting all the country towns anywho as you can imagine car parks are scarce and packed and big, the missus and I went out to get a coat and ended up using them to cover the windscreens instead.

[OceanEyes28]

Let's just say outdoors. It was good. Very good.

And once on a road trip, I took an exit in the middle of Georgia, parked in an empty church parking lot, and we did what we needed to do.

[Jin]

And once on a road trip, I took an exit in the middle of Georgia, parked in an empty church parking lot, and we did what we needed to do.

Prayed?

[RagnaToad]

Prayed?

I'm sure she was yelling for Jesus alright.








































Giggity Giggity

[Che]

Prayed?

Well she got down on her knees...

[loaf]

Well she got down on her knees...

Ba Dum Ch

[midgetbob]

lets see here.....

I've gotten head at the bar.

I've sexed at the bar.

Outside while a baseball game is going on, we were off to the side picnic style.

In the car all over.

Alley just off a smoker's deck.

In the Lake of the Ozarks (I loved growing up there).

In a boat.

Motor Pool.

Out in the Field (for us military people).

Head on the Range.

Airplane Head.

Parking Garages.

Broke a sink at an ex's friends house who she hadn't seen in years during a party.

Parties where people were present but (at least didn't say anything) didn't notice.

I have my fun I guess...

[OceanEyes28]

You guys are twats and knob ends.


No I did not get on my knees in the backseat of my car I drive a Civic UGH.

[Che]

You guys are twats and knob ends.


No I did not get on my knees in the backseat of my car I drive a Civic UGH.

Why do you even have knees then, if you don't use them properly?

[OceanEyes28]

Well, not everyone can get as much mileage out of their knees as you do, Che.

[Block]

I've seen those knees of his, quite worn.

[Darnell]

My weirdest place I had sex would have to be on my first deployment I had sex with a girl in a forward storeroom while we were supposed to be getting cleaning supplies. Now that I think back I am rather lucky not to have caught anything from her about a month later she dropped dimes on about a dozen guys she had had sex with on that ship. Good thing I was just a little fireman and not worth her trouble reporting hahahaha.

[Sinister]

On a grassy hill in my backyard, while it was raining just a little bit. It was very awkward for a first time, I remember. Especially after being caught.

Next weirdest would be in the bathtub...Not that weird, you say? I beg to differ. The lights were out, loud music, there was incense, and we threw glowsticks in the bathtub. Ever toss a glowstick in a bathtub full of hot water? Turns it into a liquid spotlight. It was fine until she broke the glowsticks and started pouring it over us...that shit burned. Also there may have been drugs involved at the time...

[Darnell]

That is awsome the whole glow sticks thing! I am going to have to give that a try! Do you think it would work on a larger scale say a hottub and if so how many sticks do you recomend?

[Sinister]

For a big tub, I'd go all out... Maybe as many as fifteen+ The more, the brighter.

[Darnell]

Do you suggest all the same color or mixing several colors together?

[Sinister]

Best if you go with the same color... Ours were...lime green, I think...

[Darnell]

Great thanks for the info. Good look'n out!