Weird Questions On Job Application

[Sarah]

I recently picked up an application from the local laser tag center/arcade. A friend of mine from high school supervises it... and he's a fun guy. Due to that I should have expected this. The following is a list of questions included in the application. They are marked as optional. I was compelled to answer them, though. See what you would come up with.

1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books
*Movies
*Non-invasive surgical procedures
*3rd World Countries
*Words That Rhyme With Silver
*Elements from the Periodic Table
*20th Century Composers
*Presidents from the Whig Party
*Fish
2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to...
3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.
4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.
6)Do you have moxie? Yes/No
6b)If so, in what context?
7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of ____ degrees off center of the target.
8)The laser beam was invented by __________.
9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Sean Connery
Pierce Brosnan
George Lazenby

My answers. Figure your own answers before reading!:

1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books
--1984, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The God Delusion
*Movies
--Army of Darkness, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Spaceballs
*Non-invasive surgical procedures
--Lasik, colonoscopy, CyberKnife procedures (computer/robot controlled x-ray beam to eliminate tumors)
*3rd World Countries
--Haiti, Cape Verde, Cambodia
*Words That Rhyme With Silver
--chilver (female lamb), dilver (slang, left over no one wants), bilver (slang, heard of freshman health students)
*Elements from the Periodic Table
--silicon, germanium, sodium
*20th Century Composers
--Uematsu Nobuo, Mitsuda Yasunori, Kikuta Hiroki
*Presidents from the Whig Party
--Zachary Taylor, William Henry Harrison, Millard Fillmore
*Fish
--fugu, sunfish, lionfish
2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to...
--6435
3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.
--I think it would be fun to work with a system that uses infrared LED's to emulate laser warfare.
4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
--42
5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.
--smart, fun, humorous, logical, ambitious
6)Do you have moxie? (Yes)/No
6b)If so, in what context?
---When it comes to entertainment, I have a great deal of energy and get others involved.
However, I lack the cola.
7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of ____ degrees off center of the target.
--???? (I left this blank. No clue at all.)
8)The laser beam was invented by __________.
--Theodore Maiman
9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Sean Connery
Pierce Brosnan
George Lazenby
---Sean Connery as best, Pierce Brosnan as worst, with no preference for the rest.

[Lunasa]

1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books
Harry Potter Series
Always and Forever
When Opportunity Knocks

*Movies
Van Hellsing
LOTR Trilogy
Mean Girls

*Non-invasive surgical procedures
Check-Ups
Ear Cleaning
Stitches

*3rd World Countries
India
Kazakastan
Yemen

*Words That Rhyme With Silver
cilver
filver
hilver

*Elements from the Periodic Table
Argon
Mercury
Flourine

*20th Century Composers
Gustav Holst (I loved him in band)
Carl Strommen(this guy actually composed a piece for our band. EXCITING!)
Harrison Birtwistle (The Mask of Orphaeus is such a good piece)
*Presidents from the Whig Party
William Henry Harrison
Zachary Taylor
Abe Lincoln

*Fish
Clownfish
Sunfish
Stripped Bass

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to...
6435

3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.
-They're stalkish, burny, and fun!

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Lasers. Tomato Sauce. Internets. Food. Agua. And a GBA!

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.
Stylish
Bouncy
Corny
Hard-Working
Nut

6)Do you have moxie? No
6b)If so, in what context?
7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of 20 degrees off center of the target.
8)The laser beam was invented by Gordon Gould.
9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
1)Sean Connery
5)Roger Moore
5)Timothy Dalton
5)Pierce Brosnan
5)George Lazenby

There! Those are pretty stupid for a laser tag place, though. :/

[Joe]

1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books
-Ender's Game- Orson Scott Card
-Speaker for the Dead - Orson Scott Card
-Wizard's First Rule - Terry Goodkind

*Movies
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
-Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
-Evil Dead

*Non-invasive surgical procedures
-phyiscals
-Eye exams
-Burn cleaning (Had a blast trying to piss the nurse off, when I had severe 2nd degree burns as a result of an unfortunate encounter with noodles)

*3rd World Countries
-Khazahkstan (Sp?)
-Uzbekistan
-Ethiopia

*Words That Rhyme With Silver
-Pilver-pilver
-fo-thilver
-banana-nana-fo-filver

*Elements from the Periodic Table
-Praeseodymium
-Tungsten
-Lutetium

*20th Century Composers
-Nobuo Uematsu
-Yoko Shimomura
-Izuho Takeuchi

*Presidents from the Whig Party
-Abraham Lincoln
-William Henry Harrison
-Millard Fillmore

*Fish
-Catfish
-Blowfish
-Koi fish

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to...
-the lottery numbers I'll be playing tonight

3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.
-Laser have been a staple of the best science fiction. and eventually we can blow things up with them.

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
-The Number 2. So many things are connected to it H2 (hydrogen gas) O2 (oxygen) H2O (water) mitosis involves cells splitting into Two. The key is the number two.

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.
-Comic
-Smart
-forthright
-jovial
-captivating

6-)Do you have moxie? Yes/No
-Heck Yes!

6b)If so, in what context?
All of them

7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of ____ degrees off center of the target.
-not more than 45 degrees

8)The laser beam was invented by __________.
-George Lucas

9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
Sean Connery
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
George Lazenby
Pierce Brosnan


I Wish I could fill out job apps like this!

[Clint]

1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books
Sphere; Wizard and Glass; Digital Fortress

*Movies
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly; Back to the Future; Dirty Harry

*Non-invasive surgical procedures
Do people actually have favorite surgical procedures?

*3rd World Countries
Haiti; Mozambique; Quebec

*Words That Rhyme With Silver
Chilver; syzygy; wolf

*Elements from the Periodic Table
Einsteinium; actinium; plutonium

*20th Century Composers
Edward Elgar; Krzysztof Penderecki; Neil Diamond

*Presidents from the Whig Party
I'm Canadian.

*Fish
Sea bass; lionfish; erythrinidae

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to...
Wheelbarrow.

3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.
I would be able to perform corrective laser eye surgery on myself. That would be fun.

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
The neurotransmitter γ-aminobutyric acid (GABA). Is there anything better?

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.
Ricockulous; woodwind; layman; John Locke; odd

6)Do you have moxie? I would, but unfortunately, I have no idea what a moxie is.
6b)If so, in what context?

7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of 4,570 degrees off center of the target.

8)The laser beam was invented by Maxie Zeus

9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
Timothy Dalton. The rest were crap, just like the entire James Bond series.

[Govinda]

1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books

The Handmaid's Tale; Oh Pure and Radiant Heart; Girlfriend In A Coma

*Movies

Mulholland Drive; Pulp Fiction; La Fabulous Destin D'Amélie Poulain

*Non-invasive surgical procedures

Haircuts; and I'm done.

*3rd World Countries

Somalia; Bangladesh; Romania

*Words That Rhyme With Silver

MILFer; that doesn't rhyme, does it?

*Elements from the Periodic Table

Hydrogen; Plutonium; Lead

*20th Century Composers

Bowie; Stevens; Strummer

*Presidents from the Whig Party

Luckily, I can't name one

*Fish

Salmon; tuna; lemon sole

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to...

6435. Or Phil Collins.

3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.

As a member of the intergalactic race of the Jjniursg'jnirsogr, lasers are essential in our timeless battle against the GHoubivwribv'jrnvwbar. Without lasers we could not annihilate their hordes.

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

If the mice are to be believed, it's 42. Duh. It's also the answer to everything in physics exams (or C, or Oxygen).

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.

Ability to talk
Strong initiative
Humour
Wit
Ability to mix drinks

6)Do you have moxie? Yes/No

A what?

6b)If so, in what context?

In every context, baby.

7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of 180 degrees off center of the target.

8)The laser beam was invented by ____God______.


9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Sean Connery
Pierce Brosnan
George Lazenby

[Furore]

1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books Sea of Swords, Night Arrant (A Gord the Rogue book) and Streams of Silver.
*Movies Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill v2, Kill Bill.
*Non-invasive surgical procedures Dental cleaning (keeps 'em nice and shiny), General check-ups and eye exams.
*3rd World Countries Vietnam, Zimbabwe and Madagascar.
*Words That Rhyme With SilverSphincter, blighter and brawler.
*Elements from the Periodic Table Silver, Mercury, Platinum.
*20th Century Composers Kurt Cobain, Buzz 'King Buzzo' Osborne and Mark Arm.
*Presidents from the Whig Party The what?
*Fish Tuna, Salmon, anything else edible.

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to... 6435

3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers. They look cool and it beats the fast food industry.

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Live. Spend too much time thinking about it and you'll be dead before you're finished.

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E. Nicnss, intllct, quick thinking, multi-talntd and tchnically inclind.

6)Do you have moxie? Yes/No HELL YEAH!!!!

6b)If so, in what context? ALL OF THEM!!!!!

7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of ____ degrees off center of the target. 45

8)The laser beam was invented by __________.
I'm not aware of one being made yet, but I'm pretty sure the first laser itself was made by Theodore H. Maiman

9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Sean Connery
Pierce Brosnan
George Lazenby


Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, George Lazenby, Pierce Brosnan.

[Halie]

1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books
The Demonata, and Goldie Locks and the Three Bears.

*Movies
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Edward Scissorhands... I'm trying to make the third a non-Johnny Depp/Tim Burton film >.>

*Non-invasive surgical procedures
Define non-invasive...?

*3rd World Countries
Wouldn't know, never been to one. I don't think.

*Words That Rhyme With Silver
Boggleton.

*Elements from the Periodic Table
Hyrdogen?

*20th Century Composers
I should've had some sort of energy drink before I did this >.>;

*Presidents from the Whig Party
Politics suck.

*Fish
Halie and BJ. (...Don't ask).

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to...
...Boggleton again.

3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.
...Bugger, I've got the wrong application again.

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Damnit, Gov, you stole my answer >=[. 42, of course!

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.
Funni3, Matur3, Nic3, not unint3r3sting. innit bled. Whoops, sorry. bled bl3d.

6)Do you have moxie? Yes/No
... Hah. Funny.

6b)If so, in what context? -

7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of 2 degrees off center of the target.

8)The laser beam was invented by the Candyman. I know, because I was there.

9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
I only know one... that Pierce Brosnan guy, an' he was shit. And I know that other guy in the new ones... Daniel something. He's shit, too. (Sorry, I'm just not into that thing... ^^

[Rocky]

(1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books- The Last Juror, The Rainmaker, and Ender's Game
*Movies- Lord of War, Pineapple Express, and Boondock Saints
*Non-invasive surgical procedures- wat?
*3rd World Countries- Belize, Jamaica, and Zimbabwe
*Words That Rhyme With Silver- Super, Duper, Zimbabwe
*Elements from the Periodic Table- Barium, Francsium, and Mercury
*20th Century Composers- Prince, Rick Astley, and LL Cool J
*Presidents from the Whig Party- Prince, Rick Astley, and LL Cool J
*Fish- Clownfish, Swordfish, and Bluegill
2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to... 6000, (I only used 1 significant digit just to be safe)
3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers. It makes me feel like I am doing Dr. Evil a good service in a way since instead of giving Sharks a laser beams, I get to give humans them, which makes everything much more fun/dangerous.
4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? What isn't?
5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E. I'm ingnious, sxy, approchabl, flxibl, and prcis.
6)Do you have moxie? Yes/No
6b)If so, in what context? Enough to get my team to win a come-from behind victory when we were down 48-41, but we finished strong at 50-49!
7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of Over 9000 degrees off center of the target.
8)The laser beam was invented by Stalin.
9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
Roger Moore- 1
Timothy Dalton- 4
Sean Connery- 2
Pierce Brosnan- 3
George Lazenby- 5

[Violet]

1)List your Three Favorite:

*Movies: Hook, Iron Man, and Mask of Zorro.

*Non-invasive surgical procedures: Hearing test, eye checkup, and dental checkup(even though I haven't done any of these in awhile)

*3rd World Countries

*Words That Rhyme With Silver Liver and some farther beans.

*Elements from the Periodic Table: Krypton, Silver, Platinum.

*20th Century Composers: Nobuo Uematsu, Bryan Adams, and Danny Elfman.

*Presidents from the Whig Party: Abraham Lincoln and Andrew Jackson.

*Fish: Every fish sucks except for Dimitri.

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to... 6435..

3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers. :
STAR WARS! Actually, lasers look pretty cool.. and would probably be the best to work with, I'd imagine.

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Everyone has their own purpose and outlook on things. My answer to life is to be happy with what I have and enjoy what you have while your loved ones are still alive.

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E. P3rci3ving, intuitiv3, compassionat3, stubborn3ss, and strong will pow3r.

6)Do you have moxie? Yes/No Sure..

6b)If so, in what context? All of them I guess.

7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of ____ degrees off center of the target. I hate math.

8)The laser beam was invented by __________.
I don't know and I don't care.

9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:

Sean Connery
Pierce Brosnan
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
George Lazenby

I never remember any of the other James Bond guys, but Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan were the best.

[Doc Rocco]

1)List your Three Favourite:
Books
The Strawberry Picker, Pretties and HP. =D
*Movies
Pirates, The Lion King. No third - I watch few movies.
*Non-invasive surgical procedures
Vision tests, removal of wart with liquid nitrogen and scour & clean.
*3rd World Countries
Madagascar, Sierra Leone and Burundi
*Words That Rhyme With Silver
Chilver, Wilver and another. You all know the one I'm talking about.
*Elements from the Periodic Table
FRANCIUM! FLUORINE! ANTIMONY! The nastier ones.
*20th Century Composers
Nobuo Uematsu, Motoi Sakuraba and Hans Zimmer.
*Presidents from the Whig Party
I be Australian.
*Fish
One fish, two fish, red fish...
2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to...
6435
3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.
Simulated emission of light is awesome, and if they're as dangerous as they are in the movies, I'm sure I'll have fun playing "laser tag" with all those people I dislike.
4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Gov stole MY answer as well. If in doubt, choose C.
5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.
Smart, witty, Italian, fair and
6)Do you have moxie? Yes/No
6b)If so, in what context?
See above.
7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of 359.95 degrees off center of the target.
8)The laser beam was invented by Theodore Maiman.
9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Sean Connery = First
Pierce Brosnan
George Lazenby
The rest, eh. Sean Connery puts them to shame.

[T.G. Oskar]

1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books
--Book of Exalted Deeds
--Complete Champion
--Player's Handbook v 3.5

*Movies
--Star Wars (any)
--Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
--Nightwatch (or Daywatch. Y'know, the Lukyanenko/Bekmambetov movies)

*Non-invasive surgical procedures
--Laser Surgery
--CT/MRI Scanning (also the House team's favorite operation)
--Radioactive Ink Tagging (like that thing that requires Galium)

*3rd World Countries
--Haiti
--Ethiopia
--Aruba

*Words That Rhyme With Silver
--Sliver
--Beaver
--Shiver (look at them, they rhyme phonetically and they do have a meaning )

*Elements from the Periodic Table
--Ti (or, as Tolkien calls it, "Mithril")
--Fe
--Ca (mix this with the latter and you get...)

*20th Century Composers
--Motoi Sakuraba
--Yoko Shimomura
--Kenji Ito

*Presidents from the Whig Party (WTF?!?!?!)

*Fish
--Snapper
--Mahi-Mahi
--Albacore Tuna (yyyyyummmm!!!!)

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to... uh...6435

3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.
WICKEDPOWERED. See it. Support it. Let it out of its hiatus. It shows what lasers can do.

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
43!!!!!!!!!

Just don't ask me the question

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.
Strong, stoic, smart, think-tank, loquacious. (Mwahahaha!!!)

6)Do you have moxie? Yes/No

6b)If so, in what context? N/A

7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of 0.005137 degrees off center of the target.


8)The laser beam was invented by some smart-aleck.

9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Sean Connery
Roger Moore
Pierce Brosnan
Daniel Craig
Timothy Dalton
The actor from the comedy version of Casino Royale (check yer Wiki, you know it's true)
George Lazenby

[Unknown Entity]

1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books

- Sabrial
- The Da Vinci Code
- Labarenth

*Movies

- Resident Evil: Extinction
- Goodnight Mr Tom
- Ghost Ship

*Non-invasive surgical procedures

Erm... Are you sure that was the question lol?

So... ha... anything to do with... blood. *shrugs*

*3rd World Countries

... dunno...

*Words That Rhyme With Silver

Quiver, Liver and Shiver

*Elements from the Periodic Table

*blinks* Wow, I miss science! Mithril, Silver and Titanium

*20th Century Composers

... *swiftly moves on*

*Presidents from the Whig Party

The what now?

*Fish

- Cod
- Tuna
- Clown Fish (NEMO! XD)

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to...

WAIT! I KNOW THIS! LOL, 6435!

3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.

...

KAAAA-BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BRRRAAAP! ZZAAAPPP! ZZZZOOOOOO----BANG!

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

My evil teddy bear told me the story of a petite flower... growing through a thin layer of beautifully white snow... Over many years, it grows into a fine oak tree... Which gets chopped down to make paper.

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.

- Funny
- Loving
- Nosy
- Kind
- Hard Working

6)Do you have moxie? Yes/No
6b)If so, in what context?

What the flying flu-bag is a moxie?

7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of ____ degrees off center of the target.

Something like... 45 maybe? Dunno... IS there an answer?

8)The laser beam was invented by __________.

My evil teddy bear, whom one day... will... give ME the lazer, so I can... er... destroy stuff.

9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:

Pierce Brosnan
Daniel Craig
Roger Moore
Sean Connery
George Lazenby
Timothy Dalton

Meh, don't know the last few.

[Sarah]

Okay. I have to give information about one of these questions, as it is completely lost to people who are not from New England. Moxie is a popular soda brand in New England. I personally don't drink soda, but I remember it as being horrible. Friends I had visit from Michigan agreed. Worst aftertaste ever. Mega acquired taste.

(Yay to Dr. O asking for Moxie!)

[Martin]

1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Windows 98, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Windows XP and The Complete Idiot's Guide to Coaching College Football as seen in the hit Adam Sandler movie The Waterboy.

*Movies
The Waterboy, Cool Runnings and pretty much anything else. I'm not picking favourites.

*Non-invasive surgical procedures
Ah well as a man any sort of STI test of course, reflex tests and generally anything involving a hammer.

*3rd World Countries
Liberia, Burkina Faso and probably Chad.

*Words That Rhyme With Silver
Kilver, Stilva, Wilver and Frank.

*Elements from the Periodic Table
I'm particularly keen on Rubidium.

*20th Century Composers
John Williams, Hans Zimmer and Sergei Profokiev. See I can answer some questions seriously eh.

*Presidents from the Whig Party
Well Millard Filmore became a representative of the America Party in the declining days of the Whigs, which would leave Will Henry Harrison, John Tyler and Zachary Taylor I guess. Although I suppose you could claim Lincoln as well but he was a Republican at his election so I don't think you really can. Or maybe the inner historian has been unleashed here and I should really shut the hell up.

*Fish
Clownfish, Goldfish and Tuna. Yum.

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to...
Another IQ-logic based question. Or 6435. Or Jane Seymour.

3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.
Please describe why I wouldn't enjoy working with lasers?

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
As 42 is taken... Pi. As in 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79... and so on.

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.
Educational
Excellent
Efficient
Exemplary and
That I don't read questions properly.

6)Do you have moxie? Yes/No
Yes.

6b)If so, in what context?
In that he's locked in my basement.

7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of ____ degrees off center of the target.
19.3, but just ever so occasionally you can get away with 19.3000001. But it's rare.

8)The laser beam was invented by __________.
Patrick Stewart. He also gave me my application for Starbucks.

9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Sean Connery
Pierce Brosnan
George Lazenby

Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan, Timothy Dalton, Sean Connery and then Georgie. Oh and MATT DAMON. Maybe. I know he was Bourne... I'm just thinking out loud.

[ChloChloAriadne]

*Books
-Bram Stoker's Dracula
-Interview with the Vampire [Ann Rice]
-Jane Eyre

*Movies
-Interview with the Vampire
-The Nightmare before Christmas
-Subject Two

*Non-invasive surgical procedures
-Laser surgery
-Dental checkup
-Sight test

*3rd World Countries
-Namibia
-Uganda
-Indonesia

*Words That Rhyme With Silver
-Duck

*Elements from the Periodic Table
-Platinum
-Carbon
-Copper

*20th Century Composers
-Hanz Zimmer
-Danny Elfman
-Yoko Shimomura

*Fish
-Squish
-Neons
-Guppies

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to... 6435


3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.
-Just because.

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
-Me

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.
-Amazing
-Anachronic
-Unusual Hair
-Short
-Fantastic.

9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
-Sean Connery
-Timothy Dalton
-Pierce Brosnan
-George Lazenby
-Roger Moore

[Chez Daja]

1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books
Rebecca - Daphne du Marier.
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte.
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte.

*Movies
Tough one...

Silent Hill
The Fifth Element
Dark Water

*Non-invasive surgical procedures
It's just not going to happen. Ten years in and out of eye hospitals says so.

*3rd World Countries
Wait, what? My favourite 3rd world countries? For real? No way.

*Words That Rhyme With Silver
Hah, you can't fool me.

*Elements from the Periodic Table
Silver. I don't like gold. I'm allergic to anything else.

*Presidents from the Whig Party
Seriously? Please tell me you're shitting me with these questions, why the **** would any job interviewer need to know this?

*Fish
Dislike fish, unless you mean those little blue ones that scit around the tank. Now those are awesome.

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to...
6435, although I'm guessing a million people before me already typed that down.

3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.
I like shit that goes "zoom" and "pewpew."

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
42, or 43 or some bollocks like that.

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.
Funnyee.
Amazinegly aemazing and ueebooree.
Feeuckineeg conceeitedee.
Blunt. E.
Leeeeesbian with Gov.

6)Do you have moxie? Yes/No

6b)If so, in what context?

7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of ____ degrees off center of the target.
Cocks.

8)The laser beam was invented by __________.
Cockie Cockerson. Who knew?

9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
It's not happening. I'd be a sitting duck, a Brit waiting to be attacked on 007 questions.