1)List your Three Favorite:
*Books
Rebecca - Daphne du Marier.
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte.
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte.

*Movies
Tough one...

Silent Hill
The Fifth Element
Dark Water

*Non-invasive surgical procedures
It's just not going to happen. Ten years in and out of eye hospitals says so.

*3rd World Countries
Wait, what? My favourite 3rd world countries? For real? No way.

*Words That Rhyme With Silver
Hah, you can't fool me.

*Elements from the Periodic Table
Silver. I don't like gold. I'm allergic to anything else.

*Presidents from the Whig Party
Seriously? Please tell me you're shitting me with these questions, why the **** would any job interviewer need to know this?

*Fish
Dislike fish, unless you mean those little blue ones that scit around the tank. Now those are awesome.

2)Live is to evil, as 5346 is to...
6435, although I'm guessing a million people before me already typed that down.

3)Please describe why you would enjoy working with lasers.
I like shit that goes "zoom" and "pewpew."

4)What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
42, or 43 or some bollocks like that.

5)List your five most desirable qualities, without using the letter E.
Funnyee.
Amazinegly aemazing and ueebooree.
Feeuckineeg conceeitedee.
Blunt. E.
Leeeeesbian with Gov.

6)Do you have moxie? Yes/No

6b)If so, in what context?

7)To work properly, laser gun manufacturers typically recommend a maximum angle of ____ degrees off center of the target.
Cocks.

8)The laser beam was invented by __________.
Cockie Cockerson. Who knew?

9)List the actors who have played James Bond in the order of greatness.
Best to worst of the following:
It's not happening. I'd be a sitting duck, a Brit waiting to be attacked on 007 questions.