Wait, I'm not finished sucking my own ****

[che]

So, if you haven't tried to suck your own **** guys, I'm pretty sure you are young and haven't realized that you only live once, and your **** isn't gonna suck itself. So I wanna know who has tried and who hasn't, and who is gonna try because I made this thread and the thought just occurred to them. Who was successful? It's a combination of size and agility.

And despite that baby boomer's joke, if I could suck my own **** I would still leave my house.

[LocoColt04]

If you removed a couple ribs, it would be much easier. Needless to say, I think most guys have tried, whether they want to admit it or not. I have. I was not successful.

I also know a couple of ladies who have tried auto-cunnilingus but were also less than successful. Should've let people watch, though...

[Josh_R]

I have tried, and failed I don't have that kind of flexibility or size haha. I tried to force myself down that way and it hurt kinda bad. I think I could have got it eventually, but I don't want to do it that bad hahaha

[Cereal~Killer]

Shamefully, I've tried and couldn't make it. I'm always so close! Yet so far away!

[Tallulah]

Don't feel too bad, I've heard that it's much nicer when someone else does it...

This whole thread reminds me of that bit in the Inbetweeners movie when two of the lads go to a club, and there's this guy who they think is going to be a dancer or fire-eater or some sort of performer; turns out he's a "master of auto-fellatio". Hillarity ensued.

[Cereal~Killer]

Don't feel too bad, I've heard that it's much nicer when someone else does it...

Oh, it is. Unfortunately, I can't get anyone else to do it. Only once.

[Clint]

I haven't tried, because I'm not a homo, and therefore don't like penis in my mouth.

[Pete]

I haven't tried, because I'm not a homo, and therefore don't like penis in my mouth.

Under your logic, even simple masturbation would be considered gay, since you'd have a penis in your hand.

And yes, I've tried, and have come close, but really wondered what I would do if I actually got it. I feel like if I were realistically able to do it, it'd be in a really weak tongue to tip connection, which would have some novelty, but wouldn't really yield any result. Plus, would I really want to hit myself in the face with something like that? It really led to far too many questions than any actual desire to finish the job... if I could even get it that far.

Any and all attempts have really hurt my upper back/ lower neck. No bueno.

[Alpha]

And yes, I've tried, and have come close, but really wondered what I would do if I actually got it. I feel like if I were realistically able to do it, it'd be in a really weak tongue to tip connection, which would have some novelty, but wouldn't really yield any result.

I've tried, and either because I'm flexible or have a superhuman penis, I've achieved tounge-tip connection (that's the least gay way of putting it). It was only fleeting though, and the pain in my neck and lower back overshadowed everything except the taste of my own penis--which inspired me to eat a bar of soap.

Given how underwhelming that was, I reckon even if it were possible to 'suck', it would totally, err, suck.

[GypsyElder]

Yes I've domed myself because my penis is garganchuan, and it wallops down food anywhere in its vicinity.

[Joe]

I too have tried, I was also wholly unsuccessful. And pretty much what Pete said, once you contemplate the consequences....yeahno.

[Unknown Entity]

There's a scene in Shortbus where a guy is able to do it (just about) by stretching a certain way. Looks... painful, to say the least.

And yes, I've tried, and have come close, but really wondered what I would do if I actually got it.

My gut reaction would be to grab my penis between my teeth so I can get a grip to do my business, and then I'd totally regret that choice.

As a woman, I can't say I have tried. We, needless to say, have nothing within reach down there to suck on. I have tried going for a nipple, and that was success, but nothing amazing. I've also admittedly had a taste of my own supply, which wasn't as interesting as I thought it'd be (not as disgusting/wrong as I thought it would be either). I figured it's mine anyway, and would never be as "bad" as going down on someone else.

[seanb]

I can do it easily without bending over at all.
And whenever a woman gives me a blow job, it's me that has to do the kneeling down

I have tried going for a nipple, and that was success,

seeing is believing (:

[Clint]

Under your logic, even simple masturbation would be considered gay, since you'd have a penis in your hand.

That doesn't make much sense. By your logic, when I urinate, since I have my genitalia in my hand, then by my logic, that should be considered gay. Having your own genitalia in your hand is not gay. Being a man with any penis in your mouth, however, even if it's your own penis, is very gay.

[che]

If you're gay in the matrix, are you gay in the real world?

[Block]

and your **** isn't gonna suck itself.

This statement isn't true for all of us.