So, if you haven't tried to suck your own **** guys, I'm pretty sure you are young and haven't realized that you only live once, and your **** isn't gonna suck itself. So I wanna know who has tried and who hasn't, and who is gonna try because I made this thread and the thought just occurred to them. Who was successful? It's a combination of size and agility.

And despite that baby boomer's joke, if I could suck my own **** I would still leave my house.