I've seen plenty of strange things, too. But I don't care what kind of virus it is, it's not going to cause the guy to suddenly gain the ability to produce chlorophyll/chloroplasts. It's not going to give this guy the ability to produce spores.

I didn't want to post it earlier, but someone already said it; how did the dude get his clothes on? If those are the clothes he's been wearing since the incident, how do they look so clean?

Never mind that, a dosage of Vitamin E wouldn't make a treatment like that go away. HPV also fades after long periods of time, it doesn't escalate. All this would lead me to assume that this guy is not suffering from HPV.

I mean, if this guy is seriously turning into a tree, I'll swallow my words. But there is just no chance this is true. Forget closed mind, this is just too silly.