Toilet time.

[RamesesII]

Ok its a known fact that a certain percentage of conversations always degrade to porn,sex or s**t, well we have already talked about porn with my Google thread and Block has helped with the sex and now its time to go the full Monty.

Yes that's right I wan't to talk about your toilet rituals, do you sit and read a book or maybe the newspaper, maybe play a handheld console, or even chat to one of your closest friends on tff while bombing those battle ships , or do you do the speedy and get it over as quick as possible.

Well I personally hate it when I can hear people outside the toilet where ever I am so I usually try and get it over and done with and get out but if no one is around I don't mind reading my book for a little bit, my toilet time is peaceful time and I like to keep it that way.

[Arch]

Hahaha Legit post very Legit. Umm i usually do a quickie and go. But sometimes i take my laptop in there and mess around on websites, or if i was doing something important on it and i didnt want me dropping a load to interrupt it, i just take it in there and take care of my Business(Pun DEFINITELY intended).

[The Dark Crystal]

But sometimes i take my laptop in there and mess around on websites

We know what you were doing while typing this Arch!

Well I personally hate it when I can hear people outside the toilet where ever I am so I usually try and get it over and done with and get out but if no one is around I don't mind reading my book for a little bit, my toilet time is peaceful time and I like to keep it that way.

Hell yea dude i know exacully how you feel and its always a Thumper Dumper for me when im in that situation!

When i have a little time to waste and its peaceful i enjoy reading a magazine.

I guess its a guy thing, but i rather not strain myself and kick back and relax

I want one of these!!!!!

[GypsyElder]

Honestly, I try to spend the least amount of time in the bathroom, except for when I'm taking a shower, I love showers. I hate sh*tting and I can't see why anyone would like it lol but I try to do business and get out as fast as humanly possible.

I don't read or anything on the toilet, I'm probably guilty of playing Gameboy on there before though. Whenever I'm on the phone, I avoid talking on it in the bathroom because it echos, and it's just weird because even if I'm not on the can I feel like the person I'm talking to thinks I'm launching an ass rocket :s

[Arch]

We know what you were doing while typing this Arch!

roflmao. Hahah but its the truth, if my laptop didnt have to be connected to an outlet for it to keep power i would be on the shit*er right now. lmao

I hate sh*tting

0.0 how can you hate shi*ting, i feel so much better after.

[Pete]

I won't even lie, I'll take the newspaper in there and read the comics or sports section. If I don't have a newspaper, I'll read through a magazine until I'm done with my bidness.

[Arch]

I won't even lie, I'll take the newspaper in there and read the comics or sports section. If I don't have a newspaper, I'll read through a magazine until I'm done with my bidness.

Bro i love the pictures you post XD

[Che]

Honestly, I try to spend the least amount of time in the bathroom, except for when I'm taking a shower, I love showers. I hate sh*tting and I can't see why anyone would like it lol but I try to do business and get out as fast as humanly possible.

I don't read or anything on the toilet, I'm probably guilty of playing Gameboy on there before though. Whenever I'm on the phone, I avoid talking on it in the bathroom because it echos, and it's just weird because even if I'm not on the can I feel like the person I'm talking to thinks I'm launching an ass rocket :s

That's seriously exactly me. I have shit to do (besides shit), so I'm trying to get in and out asap. When I'm in the bathroom I'm always wondering what I'm missing out on.

Showers are different though. I can sit in the shower for 45 minutes. I really need to purchase a home + hot tub soonish.

[LocoColt04]

Yeah, I'll usually wait for the last possible moment so that I can drop Cosby's kids off at the pool as quickly as is reasonable. I have better things to do!

Ditto on the long showers though... who knew so many of us felt the same way?

[Priscilla]

I get in and go. I never wait around. I don't see the appeal of it. Haha.

But I am agreeing with the long showers thing. I used to take two hour showers. But when we moved to our new house I couldn't anymore. We only have tank water so I have to restrict my usage. When I move to England I can take long showers again though. They have water =D

[Storm]

When I was a kid, I spent a lot of my life playing Pokemon on the gameboy, and if I needed to go to the toilet it didn't stop me on my quest to becoming Pokemon master! I still haven't changed if I get absorbed into a handheld game or a book- I will bring them with me (although it's not the same if I get absorbed in drawing- that stays where it is). I haven't brought entertainment with me purposefully for toilet though.

[Furore]

I usually just go quickly though if I think I'll be a while I bring a portable gaming device or some reading material with me. And when I do bring portable gaming systems I favour games that encourage briefer periods of play like for example classic 2d platformers with a few minute time limit per level.

[loaf]

I go to the bathroom. End of story.

Rarely do I bring something to read only if I know it's going to be long.

[RamesesII]

Wait what.. when did this turn into a shower thread haha Arch is right sh*ting is good, it feels great when you release it, and you know how you always let out that sigh of relief when your done like after you finish a piss,

Loco sounds like you Prairie dog it lmao

[GypsyElder]

0.0 how can you hate shi*ting, i feel so much better after.

Throwing up makes you feel better after.... does that mean you like throwing up? basically that's popping through your mouth o_O O_o;... but worse because it's like diarrhea... because it's unexpected and you HAVE to do it once it comes.

Think about that one T_T

[Furore]

Throwing up makes you feel better after.... does that mean you like throwing up? basically that's popping through your mouth o_O O_o;... but worse because it's like diarrhea... because it's unexpected and you HAVE to do it once it comes.

Think about that one T_T

Shitting doesn't leave me with an acidic burning feeling in my throat.

[GypsyElder]

Shitting doesn't leave me with an acidic burning feeling in my throat.

O, you can still get the burning but not in your throat ><

[Dodie16]

Hahaha... I was talking to Fate not too long ago about bathrooms. Kind of weird that a topic about bathroom behaviour pops up so suddenly afterwards. Rameses, have you been stalking my VMs?

Anyway, my bathroom behaviour: Get in. Get out. Make sure to wash your hands after you're done with your dirty work. I don't wanna read or play games when I'm on the toilet. As for showers, those are fairly short. We have 7 people living in our house and only one full bathroom (the other is just a toilet, sink and a mirror), so to be fair, we have to keep our times in the bath/shower pretty short. So no 45 minute showers for me, even though that sounds really nice sometimes.

[midgetbob]

I'd agree with the "I have other things to be doing" comments... Get in, Get it Out, and Get Out.

Baths / Showers though... now that's a horse of a different color.

[Arch]

Throwing up makes you feel better after.... does that mean you like throwing up? basically that's popping through your mouth o_O O_o;... but worse because it's like diarrhea... because it's unexpected and you HAVE to do it once it comes.

Think about that one T_T

I hate throwing up...and you kinda made sense 0.o but i also hate diarrhea , makes my butt burn 0.o

[Unknown Entity]

I'm not the... get in and get out person, but I'm not the sit around and read person. I like to go in, do what I need to do, whether that takes a minute or two, or a lot longer. I get annoyed and a little stressed when people talk to me through the door, or if people are constantly walking by the door - it's highly embarrassing when you come out and see someone who just heard you piss or drop one, or "change" (girls know what I mean). ¬¬;

I like long showers. I don't go over an hour, because I'm not selfish. Not only does it effect the heating and water bill, but there are people in the world who don't even have the water to drink. Quick showers for me last about ten to fifteen minutes, longer ones about thirty to forty.

Also, who likes the prune feeling? It's horrible. x__x

[Arch]

Since evryone is talking about showers, ill talk about showers! i love my showers, set all the way to hot, so it relaxes all my muscles, and i stay in at most 40 mins.mmmm bliss.

but what i hate is when you walk out of the shower and you freeze your gonads off >.< not fun.

[Pete]

I actually hate long showers. THAT's when I get the "I have better shit to do" feeling. Plus, I take my showers in the morning, so I usually do have to be getting to work. I'll also take a quick, lukewarm/ cold shower after the gym, and it's amazing.

The only time I would take long showers was up in college, when our boiler was broken for about 3 months... from December to February. I was actually happy to wake up half an hour early to start my car and then take a 30 min hot shower... and then freeze my ass off with a 30 below wind chill.

[The Dark Crystal]

but what i hate is when you walk out of the shower and you freeze your gonads off >.< not fun.

Hell yea dude that does suck balls! I try to get my self dry while the water is still running so the steam still keeps me warm LMAO!!

Haven't any of you noticed all the girls that replyed like the TUMPER DUMPER no matter what, and girls what you have to understand is(most of the) guys take pride in the ATOMIC TURD!

I hate throwing up...and you kinda made sense 0.o but i also hate diarrhea , makes my butt burn 0.o

I totally agree with that, throwing up sucks, but the rhea is no better!

My saying for that is "I Be Brewing Some Puddin"

[midgetbob]

Also, who likes the prune feeling? It's horrible. x__x

and it LOOKS horrible!

[Arch]

and it LOOKS horrible!

Those are walnuts....

[midgetbob]

They're Prune People

Prune People, Nuremberg, Germany

[Arch]

They're Prune People

Prune People, Nuremberg, Germany

shitt my bad, they looked like walnut people that ive seen before lol and for some reason i thought prunes were purple o.0

[Xanatos]

I always bring something to read, I just can't sit still and do nothing (besides the thing I have to do of course). Long showers are nice, especially after long and exhausting day. Very often I let the water running , I sit, close my eyes and set my mind free, it fells great and it's relaxing.

[midgetbob]

shitt my bad, they looked like walnut people that ive seen before lol and for some reason i thought prunes were purple o.0

There is also a German book about "Prune People." Something about people with prunes for heads. Always reminds me of a Flying Purple People Eater when i think of it though...