Things you like that you would not tell most people!!!!

[Polk]

Uh lets see, I kind of really enjoy watching Maury and kind of root for the worst possible outcome. Y'know, like when the guy who supposedly knocked up 15 girls winds up actually being the father of all of them, or when the girl is on the show for the 50th time and she still doesn't know who the baby daddy is. It makes me smile on the inside.

I always love it when some guy isn't the daddy and it upsets the woman, so she runs to the back and collapses against a table screaming "MY BABY MY BABY." Then Maury goes back and rubs that shit in her face.