Dairy.
I actually like dairy. But with lactose intolerance, I have to say no most of the time. And I hate when I don't think there's dairy in something, but SURPRISE, there is and I find out like thirty minutes later. It's actually kind of funny when it happens, but still, just.... ****ing... I worked hard to eat all that food, come on.
Other than that... bring it ooooon. Well, okay, I avoid veal. But other than that too, I will probably eat it (don't talk to me about dicks, you assholes, I hate you. Preemptively). I love pineapples. All the time. Coconuts are my favorite nuts (don't talk to me about nuts, you assholes, I hate you). Fish is great (don't talk to me about....). Using coriander and cayenne pepper to spice some browned onions, okra, and tomatoes... mmm. Pickles are one of the best sandwich additives ever. Peas are great in curry, I like the texture. Mayo is disgusting in large quantities, but I have learned to enjoy a small amount spread thinly on certain sandwiches. Pecans, cashews... yum. Blueberries are amazing AND good for you. I love olives on salads, pizza, breakfast burritos, etc etc. Mushrooms are so good, are you kidding? Shiitake and/or portobello mushrooms are great with steak. And bacon?! Holy hell. I don't buy bacon because I know I'll damn eat it all. And of course chocolate is good.
Any of you guys would make great roommates because you wouldn't want any of my food.
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