The things you could do in space

[Alpha]

There are so many!

If I were in charge of sending people to space, I'd send photographers.

Here's a perfectly arranged photograph of Saturn's aurora:



Taking photographs would be the most important thing to do.

But a close second, let's face it, would be... space sex.

It even has its own Wikipedia entry.

I'm going to open a space brothel (the first in the Universe). Y'all invited to the grand opening.

EDIT: According to the Guardian, space sex has already been attempted.

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible."

[Unknown Entity]

EDIT: According to the Guardian, space sex has already been attempted.

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible."

Hoax?

I think I'll just end up taking photographs, and playing hide and seek around a space station.

Also, sex sounds difficult up there. It'd be fun to try I guess, but frustrating too. xD

[seanb]

I dont' think I could help myself opening a bag of flour, to create space dry ice, then turn on the strobe light and everyone loses it trying to do the robot with flour in their eyes... I'm sure some intoxicants would be necessary also.
It would be great fun until someone got too drunk and vomited in the corner.
As for the sex? It sounds over-rated.
Maybe not for Steven Hawking however.

[Clint]

If I were in space, I'd probably try to get inside of the moon, which is actually a space station, and see what's up with the aliens. Maybe they need a janitor. It isn't the most glamorous job, but I'm good at cleaning, and it would be cool to live in a space station with aliens.

[smurphy]

But a close second, let's face it, would be... space sex.

It even has its own Wikipedia entry.

I'm going to open a space brothel (the first in the Universe). Y'all invited to the grand opening.

EDIT: According to the Guardian, space sex has already been attempted.

I actually cannot comprehend how sex in zero gravity is feasible, and I am not talking about the lack of leverage issue but the issue of the amount of fluids involved. Instruments on spaceships are really sensitive to those sorts of things. I would imagine it would have to be done inside some sort of inflatable bubble. But I can imagine two astronauts having a quickie and another walking in soon after.......

"What is this strange white substance floating into my face.......MY GOD, ITS EVERYWHERE!!!!", or even "Houston, we have a problem. Some semen has appeared to float into the life support apparatus....please advise".

[loaf]

Smoke some weed in space.

[che]

Smoke some weed in space.

This is where marijuana starts to be classified as addictive.

[loaf]

I just want to see smoke in no gravity. Why do that with a cigarette.

[JLCL00]

>Build a cilinder-shaped space colony
>Drop it somewhere in northern Brazil*
>Expect Goondamns in the next 5+ months after war is declared

*Note: May end up hitting Sydney, Australia instead if any mis-calculations were made

Spoiler: NOTE: contains a major inside-joke most will probably not get.

[che]

I just want to see smoke in no gravity. Why do that with a cigarette.

Oh I didn't mean it was bad.